Happy Birthday Hector Grey (1 Viewer)

[Latex lizzie]

..funny I thought you told me..ahhh.

 

[Hector Grey]

Actor Jack Palance, 83.

Actor George Kennedy, 78.

Writer and broadcaster Ned Sherrin, 72.

Football manager Bobby Robson, 70.

Actor and comedian Graeme Garden, 60.

Broadcaster Michael Buerk, 57.

Actress Sinead Cusack, 55.

Actress Cybill Shepherd, 53.

Singer Randy Crawford, 51.

Actor John Travolta, 49.

Actress Greta Scacchi, 43.

Rugby player Rob Andrew, 40.

Actor Matt Dillon, 39.

Actor and rapper Dr Dre, 37.

Athlete Colin Jackson, 36.

Actress Molly Ringwald, 35.

Footballer Gary Neville, 28

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molly ringwald? class.

 

[Latex lizzie]

..big molly fan back in the day. She was pretty.














..in pink.

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by Latex lizzie
..big molly fan back in the day. She was pretty.




..in pink.

oh oh. i see what you're doing there. class. molly was class. i saw her on tv recently and she looked allllllllllrite.

 

[Pantone247]

the man girl pervert from 5 Star was born the same days as me

 

[dudley]

well done on your age

 

[old]

Yes. You and Gary Neville both.
I thought him and Phil were twins...

 

[Hector Grey]

yay me.

not twins, no, just ugly.

 

[Knacker]

Molly Ringworm starred in some arty lesbo picture a couple of years ago. It's meant to be alright... she's meant to be alright too. Classy bird like. Kinda girl for whom you'd wait until you finished eating a mouthful of chips before "complimenting" her.

5 Star always remind me of De Barge.

Oh yeah! Gary Neville... ha ha!

 

[Buzzo]

Happy Birthday Handsome Hector.

 

[Hector Grey]

aw shucks.

just counting me liverspots here....

 

[Buzzo]

it's sooooooo boring on THumped today.
I've decided to write Hector a birthday poem.

Your violin is massive
Your bass is long
Your face is Lovely
But your music's all wrong

You need some lyrics
To get to number one
Get Keith Duffy in
He'll do anything for a fiver.


Thank you

 

[Hector Grey]

that's up there with maneater by hall and oates, which i just happen to be listening to at this very minnit.

 

[pee pee]

hag appears to be sleeping on the job so i guess its up to me:

"aw "

 

[Knacker]

Originally posted by pee pee
hag appears to be sleeping on the job so i guess its up to me:

"aw "

Are you responsible for that? I thought you were keeping your flower for someone special.



Right... I better get my coat

 

[Hector Grey]

yeah, i was waiting for that. colour me disapointed. calls himself a pal.

 

[krystal]

happy birthday, you queer

 

[pee pee]

Originally posted by Knacker
Are you responsible for that? I thought you were keeping your flower for someone special.



Right... I better get my coat

i dont even understand that billy...

like, i know its supposed to be vaguely saucy, but.....

maybe im just getting old.

still, at least im not as old as hector.

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by kirstie
happy birthday, you queer

thanks spunkmuncher.

that one really means a lot. *really*

 

[krystal]

ah good
mines soon, you better start saving up yer insults