Guys, what's the closest you've come to losing your willy? (4 Viewers)

[george mcfly]

a dog had a snap at mine before..

next?

 

[Deleted member 3435]

a dog had a snap at mine before..

next?

i'm not so sure we can move on from yours so quickly.

 

[plug]

I pissed on a barbed wire fence that had been accidentally connected to an electric fence once.

ouch.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

eh, I lost most a mine in the womb, the doctors say it had sumthan to do with X's and Y's , but fuck it, what do doctors really know?

 

[glen]

Stop all this messing.

 

[Deleted member 3435]

eh, I lost most a mine in the womb, the doctors say it had sumthan to do with X's and Y's , but fuck it, what do doctors really know?

you never had one. it goes the other way around.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

very young. babygrow. zipped up too quick. ouch to the max. just made it more manly looking anyways. next.

 

[Deleted member 3435]

i am really straining to think. can it fall off from a swift kick in the nadulars?

if so, that's probably the closest for me.next.

 

[kstop]

Almost lost a nut in a fight once - had to go to Ennis General and get it examined, and then I had to wear a cup for a month. That was not fun.

 

[HMD]

i know smeone that nearly lost there's in a bacon slicer

 

[Yurn!]

Mine has seen no action. It dodged the draft. Total pussy.

 

[george mcfly]

i'm not so sure we can move on from yours so quickly.

i was havin a slash in a field and there was a dog floating around with hungry eyes..i kinda got a premonition of what was gonna happen just as he made a jump and snap like a punch and judy crocodile
he managed to get a mouthful of piss
but nothing else

 

[Yurn!]

i know smeone that nearly lost there's in a bacon slicer

This Bacon Slicer, what was his name?

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

you never had one. it goes the other way around.

gerrouha tha! are ya a doctor now, I swear, it came out 2 days before me, they
said it was false labour! me ma was pissed off waitin round for the rest of me to come out!

 

[Deleted member 3435]

i was havin a slash in a field and there was a dog floating around with hungry eyes..i kinda got a premonition of what was gonna happen just as he made a jump and snap like a punch and judy crocodile
he managed to get a mouthful of piss
but nothing else

were you pissing on him?

 

[george mcfly]

were you pissing on him?

nah not quite..
he might have been just thirsty
those dogs will drink anything

 

[Wilbert]

Was stung by a bee about an inch from the nuts when I was about 11. Crawled up my trousers, he did!

 

[Deleted member 3435]

nah not quite..
he might have been just thirsty
those dogs will drink anything

you were trying to piss on the dog. tut tut.

case closed.

 

[george mcfly]

you were trying to piss on the dog. tut tut.

case closed.

nah, he appeared out of my blind spot..while i was mid stream

 

[Deleted member 3435]

nah, he appeared out of my blind spot..while i was mid stream

sure.