Goddammit. (1 Viewer)

[avernus]

some big ass cunt fly tried to sass me up right there. he fucked about in my face there, then walked across my screen. that was the last straw. I totally just murdered him. a solid copy of mongrel was the weapon of choice. usually I avoid killing a creature. but fuck flies. the cunt sat on my pillow like a right arsehole. anyway, the motherfucker's dead now.

 

[Bellatrix]

some big ass cunt fly tried to sass me up right there. he fucked about in my face there, then walked across my screen. that was the last straw. I totally just murdered him. a solid copy of mongrel was the weapon of choice. usually I avoid killing a creature. but fuck flies. the cunt sat on my pillow like a right arsehole. anyway, the motherfucker's dead now.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

[avernus]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

I guess the answer is no. No, I do not kiss my mother.

 

[Bellatrix]

I guess the answer is no. No, I do not kiss my mother.

Well...good. Good then.

 

[ponderosa]

As though it isn't bad enough that I have to spend this and every other sunny day for the foreseeable future lurking in the dark with my books, a stupid hot-air balloon just drifted merrily by my window. I can still hear the faint sounds of human delight right now.

Bastards.

Well, i've been watching happy people rowing their fat obnoxious boats up and down the river all week but that doesn't mean I want to scuttle them. scuttle them and their fuging boats.



hehe *scuttle*


now what was i doing? oh yeah : (




In response to a UN directive...

 

[therealjohnny]

I guess the answer is no. No, I do not kiss my mother.

you don't know what you're missing, she's great!

 

[avernus]

you don't know what you're missing, she's great!

dude.. your mother IS my mother! creep.