Garda goes mintal for sweets (1 Viewer)

[Bag'o'cans]

It is understood the garda inspector, who has 30 years service and is based at Garda Headquarters in Dublin, became extremely agitated after he put money into a jelly bean machine and did not get any sweets.

It is understood the man put a euro coin into the machine twice but the machine accepted different coins and did not return his money or any sweets. The man became extremely upset and staff at the outlet called the gardaí.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2005/0720/tipperary.html

 

[ms.b.haven]

in fairness

 

[ratmonkey]

It's good to see someone taking a stand against evil vending machines.

 

[plug]

10 cops = 10 shots

 

[ms.b.haven]

it's people like him who give my boyfriend a bad name

It's good to see someone taking a stand against evil vending machines.

 

[TenRabbits]

This would been better if he'd got his arm stuck in there, Homer Simpson stylee...

Fireman about to cut Homer's arm off: "Homer, are you still holding onto the can?!?"

 

[Stereobaby]

you want to check out the vending machines in DCU.

fucking criminal assholes

 

[Bag'o'cans]

in fairness

Well ye see once upon a time being a member of an Garda Siochanna required that you conducted yourself in a certain manner, the people respected them.
Going apeshit and makeing a scene after putting in the wrong coins in a jelly bean machine!!
I love his wifes antics, typical power drunk redneck woman, suprised she's not a ban garda.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

"you have the right to remain delicious"

 

[Stereobaby]

"please insert €1.30 for a bottle of water which we wont dispense anyway. you've 20 seconds to comply"

motherfuckers

 

[frambosenshmak]

my favourite "on another note" follow on in the same story on rte

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In a separate incident, a garda in north Dublin is under investigation after he is alleged to have picked up a woman in an official garda van while on duty and took her for a walk on Dollymount Strand.


i think thats hilarious.


"jaysus john she looks mighty"
"but sir what about the four eleven we've been called to?"
"ah they'll be grand for a short while.... here love fancy a trip to the beach in me black maraeya?..... i'm tellin' ye they love the power of a uniform and she'll be ridin more than this bleedin van tonight what! (slaps young garda on shoulder) be a good lad and jump out there and get us a couple of golly bars will ye"
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[hanley]

in fairness

too right, typical garda behaviour

 

[glen]

Was it not a johnny vending machine?

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Was it not a johnny vending machine?

No Glen, it wasn't a johnny vending machine.

 

[ms.b.haven]

scarily enough that happens!

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"jaysus john she looks mighty"
"but sir what about the four eleven we've been called to?"
"ah they'll be grand for a short while.... here love fancy a trip to the beach in me black maraeya?..... i'm tellin' ye they love the power of a uniform and she'll be ridin more than this bleedin van tonight what! (slaps young garda on shoulder) be a good lad and jump out there and get us a couple of golly bars will ye"
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[hanley]

Was it not a johnny vending machine?

actually it was, they call condoms jellybeans in templemore

 

[RSJ]

Sorry, we cannot connect your call because your fingers are too fat.

Bring back corporal punishment for pigs in the wrong, only way to teach them i says.

 

[ms.b.haven]

no glen, that's what you heard on today fm this morning

Was it not a johnny vending machine?

 

[plug]

scarily enough that happens!

was that how you met your boyfriend?

 

[Bag'o'cans]

There must be a jelly bean vendor in there!