Fun With Abusive Text Senders. (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Who's bored, witty and looking to insult a stranger?

My lady's getting harrassed by some stranger to the tune of about 30 messages a day, asking her to come round to his place for a party; how she likes it and so cowardly on, and so cowardly forth. She's not into it. At all.

I've been at him now for the past 3 hours; really outdoing myself with insults that are even too good to use on Haven; and making the odd call or 12.With no response. So; if ye have credit to spare, and are looking to throw abuse at some random, deserving cunt; get out your bestest, most demeaning ones, any sort (he keeps mentioning parties though; so it can be a possible theme) and send them to this number before you all head off tommorrow:

0868106245

I will be very much obliged.

And you'll enjoy yourselves to.

Good, clean justifyable fun.

HitsLikeAGirl Thanks you all in advance.

 

[ICUH8N]

Want me to uh....abuse my position?

 

[Osama Van Halen]

BETCHA ITS SAMMY HAGAR... THAT FAT FUCKIN BITCH!!... I'LL SORT HIM OUT. DON'T NOBODY HASSLE THE LADY T!!
ALLAHQUANDO HAGAR... I'M SPEEDIN' IN LIKE A ROCKET AND I AIN'T STOPPIN'!!!!!!!!

 

[Corey]

Want me to uh....abuse my position?

Lets leave the Mayor out of it this time. Do feel free to pass the number round, with story; you never know, someone might know it and maybe care to give me his address. Or present location. Either would do fine.

 

[RSJ]

I sent a message there asking about the appropriate attire for said parties and got a delivery report back saying "not delievered to"?

I'll try again now.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

put the number up on buy and sell offering a PSP for €100. And then on daft.ie for an apartment beside a mosque.

 

[nofriendo]

i'm on it!!

 

[RSJ]

I sent a message there asking about the appropriate attire for said parties and got a delivery report back saying "not delievered to"?

I'll try again now.

Yeah, got the same again. Weird.

 

[Corey]

put the number up on buy and sell offering a PSP for €100. And then on daft.ie for an apartment beside a mosque.

I love you. Lets go live together in the mountains.

 

[billygannon]

Have you tried the Dogging Ireland web-site?

 

[ICUH8N]

You sure you got the right number? Please check again.

 

[Corey]

Have you tried the Dogging Ireland web-site?

Tell me more. I love dogging

 

[Corey]

They're sending fine on mine. I think. I'll be really dissappointed if this does'nt work.

 

[ICUH8N]

It won't work...

 

[Corey]

FUCK.
i was looking forward to that.

 

[piratio]

any meteor users.... you can send up to 1000 free texts per month via meteor.ie

I'll certainly be wasting a few of mine on this punk )

 

[glen]

Try this:

A mate of mine had the same hassle and someone suggested checking if the person ringing/texting him had set their security code on their message minder thingamyjig. You know the one that has the standard 0000 code until you set your own one?

They hadn't, so he changed their code. Then he changed their voice message to:

"You have reached the message minder of a donkey raping shit eater. Please leave a message after the tone."

You can also check the messages left once you have the code, which was also amusing.

 

[billygannon]

Tell me more. I love dogging

There could be more info here:
http://www.irish-swingers.com/locations/

 

[RSJ]

Try this:

A mate of mine had the same hassle and someone suggested checking if the person ringing/texting him had set their security code on their message minder thingamyjig. You know the one that has the standard 0000 code until you set your own one?

They hadn't, so he changed their code. Then he changed their voice message to:

"You have reached the message minder of a donkey raping shit eater. Please leave a message after the tone."

You can also check the messages left once you have the code, which was also amusing.

We did the same to someone who was randomly texting a few of us in college. Good times.

Is the number definitely 086 810 6245? Strange that it won't work...?

 

[evil bandit]

I work in a call centre and have just transferred the last seven calls I got to his number and will continue to do so until 18.00 tonight.

It seems to be engaged now though???