Eye floaters (1 Viewer)

[Scientician 0.8]

Unless i pay attention to them i don't notice them for the most part. Sometimes when there's bright sunshine they get a bit worse but they're generally not noticeable. They become like a constant noise. You cease to notice background noises.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I have lots of small ones - it's only noticeable if you focus really close. I always thought they were scratches on my cornea or something.

 

[cpr]

Unless i pay attention to them i don't notice them for the most part. Sometimes when there's bright sunshine they get a bit worse but they're generally not noticeable. They become like a constant noise. You cease to notice background noises.

yeah me too, i only notice them in really bright sunshine or sometimes when I wake up in the morning but thats it!i like
em, they are a little part of me now!

 

[Owen]

I've got em. Had them for about 15 years now. Not sure if they've improved or I just don't notice them as much now because I'm so used to them. Either way, I don't enjoy them half as much as I used to. Is there a procedure you can get to add more to each eye?

 

[theweeyin]

Over the last few months, I've been noticing weird stringy black flecks appearing in my eyeballs, darting around the place.

Someone said to me today that they're 'floaters' and the internet says there isn't a cure. My left eye is much worse than the right, and I see these yokes most of the time now. Apparently only OAPs get them, but I've had loads of ailments that only oldies are supposed to get so it makes sense I'd get floaters, too.

They're like tinnitus of the eyes. I already have floaters of the ears.

Does anyone have these? Anybody managed to do anything about them through doctors, diet, transcendental enlightenment?

I've got them too. They're like little eye sperms

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Okay, can we discuss ass floaters now?

 

[timbot]

I have had them for as long as I can remember. After I saw Star Wars I pretended that they were the sight for a laser cannon and used to ride round in the back of my parents' car pretending to blow up livestock and whatnot...

...I think I am going to do that now again...

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

i have them too! i just had a look at them there and i think i have a new one, a dark black dot, darker than the rest

 

[Doctor Muscles]

This has cleared up the mystery of what the floaty thing in my right eye is. Good work everyone.

 

[Thebeard]

I'm infected too. They can really piss me off sometines.

 

[Catwoman]

If they start to feel gritty it's the onset of conjunctivitis. The upside is that they get really stringy and it's immensely satisfying pulling gooey string out of your eyes.

 

[potlatch]

My left eye is all gooey now. Am I turning into Brundle Fly?

 

[Catwoman]

You can get this over the counter. It's good for bacterial infections (which you may have).

 

[mamul]

i've had slightly transparent ones for years that kinda look like cellular microscopic things, but now, thanks to this thread, i've just become aware of some little black ones too. wow, thanks a bunch dudes!