Electric Picnic rumoured line up... (2 Viewers)

[rampz]

You obviously weren't at it last year, dude. Decent, reasonably-priced food, beer not dearer than you'd pay in town on a Friday night, and a good number of jackses (at least in the music areas, I wasn't camping). I did see a the biggest shit I ever saw lying at the bottom of a portaloo when I was taking a piss though

and deadly car park parties

 

[BC]

I hear it's soaked with pookas, mesacaline and ladies period effluvium.

i'm going to put that on my CV.

 

[krystal]

oh yeah. why would that be?

worst night of my life

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Think this is pretty much true...with loads to be added.

Niggers With Attitude
2 Live Crew

I just splattered my monitor with spittle reading this.

The Impossible Dream.

 

[portrid]

I just splattered my monitor with ladies period effluvium reading this.

Jeezuz man! control yerself

 

[IFF]

they could have OPM playing and i still wouldn;'t waste my money on a ticket

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Jeezuz man! control yerself

how do I stop the flow?

I like to blow
I like to blow

 

[portrid]

how do I stop the flow?

I like to blow
I like to blow

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies

Apparently. Never knew or (until now) cared what he was saying there. I'm off now to buy Pearl Jam's back catalogue

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies

Apparently. Never knew or (until now) cared what he was saying there. I'm off now to buy Pearl Jam's back catalogue

You'll need lots of moola. Those dudes have more live albums than The Fall.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

I just splattered my monitor with spittle reading this.

The Impossible Dream.

.,.

 

[skinnerchinner]

i saw the orb and they ruled
they also had a fucking stonking techno dj on before hand
never heard of him and never heard of him since

 

[McGonagles]

Nope ramps is right, well that was the reason he gave for not showing at the dedbeat festival a couple of years back anyway.

We should start a thread for all the no-show excuses that local promoters have had to pass on
to angry punters.

Mira Calix not playing Ladyfest was genuine: a major UK motorway accident made them miss
their ferry. The accident was on the news here, and most people who had paid in didn't mind
getting an extra long set from Americhord instead.

But for every genuine excuse, I'm sure there are loads of cases where the big name artiste
just didn't feel like it, and left the poor promoter to explain everything and arrange refunds.

 

[McGonagles]

I like to blow
I like to blow

Best Fall album ever!

 

[Alan Latchley]

We should start a thread for all the no-show excuses that local promoters have had to pass on
to angry punters.

Mira Calix not playing Ladyfest was genuine: a major UK motorway accident made them miss
their ferry. The accident was on the news here, and most people who had paid in didn't mind
getting an extra long set from Americhord instead.

But for every genuine excuse, I'm sure there are loads of cases where the big name artiste
just didn't feel like it, and left the poor promoter to explain everything and arrange refunds.

It's a pity MCD didn't reveal the truth behind Ozzy Ozbourne's Boris Yeltsin-like no-show at Ozzfest a couple of years ago.

I wonder will The Who join that elite group of Oxegen/Witnness no-shows like David Bowie, White Stripes and, er, Bez and Rowetta...

 

[swingkid]

We should start a thread for all the no-show excuses that local promoters have had to pass on
to angry punters.

Twelve Hour Turn 'missed' the ferry...

Can't remember what True Norths' was...