Drunk in work (1 Viewer)

[Lillian]

Turned up late, threw up, fell asleep on the ground in the office, was abusive to customers, dropped plates, made piss poor coffee, asked inappropriate questions that lead to me learning that my coworker enjoys bitinfg during sex. Why do I do this to myslef?can't remember if I slept last night, need to sleep

 

[Super Dexta]

Turned up late, threw up, fell asleep on the ground in the office, was abusive to customers, dropped plates, made piss poor coffee, asked inappropriate questions that lead to me learning that my coworker enjoys bitinfg during sex. Why do I do this to myslef?can't remember if I slept last night, need to sleep

you = genius.

I've never been properly drunk in work, the worst I've been is when you get up in the morning and go to work feeling suspiciously bright and perky after a night out, and mid-morning you realise that you're still drunk, and then the hangover kicks in around lunchtime.

 

[Lillian]

I wish I felt like a genius. just this week I've gone to work drunk twice, I probably have a problem of some sort but I'm the supervisor so no one can bitch at me about it.
Jesus he just showed me the bruises and bite marks from the last time he had sex, no one asked for that, poor show

 

[Sufi]

its not so bad being drunk in work. Its mid day hangover that kills you.

Best to just curl into a ball in some corner and wait for death or the end of your shift.

 

[ernesto]

start drinking in the last hour before you finish work.
hilarious fun.

 

[Pat Pockets]

A couple of lunchtime pints on a friday - even more fun

 

[shower another shower]

When I was younger, used to drop a couple of tabs of lsd before my shift, then smoke a few sneaky bowls in the jacks when I was coming up, and coming down. Good times.

 

[Pat Pockets]

What the fuck was your job? acid tester?

 

[avernus]

When I was younger, used to drop a couple of tabs of lsd before my shift, then smoke a few sneaky bowls in the jacks when I was coming up, and coming down. Good times.

let me guess.. pilot? no wait.. surgeon?

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

What the fuck was your job? acid tester?

hahaha

 

[shower another shower]

let me guess.. pilot? no wait.. surgeon?

Nothing that glamourous. Bag boy at a Vons supermarket chain in California. They even gave me a razor box cutter/utility tool.
Crazy times though. Doubling up every day. By the end of the month you'd eat nearly a whole sheet in a single sitting. Chewing up big wads of paper. Anyone here ever try eating a big piece of card? Fibre.

 

[sosoMacbanotow]

i always used to think office workers were so respectable. being drunk in work is no fun tho, i feel your pain. you could try being anti-social and surly and pretend like you're doing loads of work but i don't know if that will make things pass any quicker or easier.

 

[Pat Pockets]

A mate of mine went to work the other week drunk and with no sleep and ended up kipping in a wardrobe for an hour during his shift, funny stuff

 

[Lili Marlene]

i've done a day with zero sleep or shower after being out all night
but eh that's about the extent of it


well done though, bravo

 

[Lili Marlene]

i've done a day with zero sleep or shower after being out all night
but eh that's about the extent of it

jeez, that's not even close to being drunk in work