Double Standard (1 Viewer)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i think it's more of a triple lindy than a double standard

 

[ICUH8N]

 

[P. Littbarski]

Jamie Saris - ah Jaysis.

He told us all about GRID. Thankfully he didn't pass it on!

whats GRID man

is it naughty ?

 

[frambosenshmak]

aw you guys make me so jealous

there there. you could just turn into the relationship destroying harlet and make mincemeat of hapiness and then you'd feel better. apparently.

anyone had dreams about cheating on your other half with a sexy stranger (who seems familiar because they are an amalagamation of all the hot people that get stuck in your subconscious)?

guilt free and exciting in a wash-your-bedsheets-the-next-day way

 

[billygannon]

whats GRID man

is it naughty ?

It stands for Gay Related Immuno Deficiency - it's what AIDS was called in the early 80s.
He gave us the big history of AIDS - it was pretty interesting stuff.

He was pretty sound, come to think of it. But for some reason, that GRID lecture stuck in my mind.

 

[Corey]

anyone had dreams about cheating on your other half with a sexy stranger (who seems familiar because they are an amalagamation of all the hot people that get stuck in your subconscious)?

Last night i dreamt i spent the day fucking madonna in a converted loft apartment in london town hall and all the people in the london eye could see evrything and loads a japaneseos were taking pictures an goin mad. It was horrible. She had a really old and leathery growler that was all beat up outa shape from overuse.

Any how, more from ray:

"Understanding is the best thing in the world ,
between a boy and a girl

boy and girl and even a woman or a man , its always
better when you realy understand

1) You know understanding is a mighty powerful thing ,
thats why it makes me so sad
when I see my friends wandering aroung thru the world
, never knowing the meaning of the word
understanding , so in the next few minutes, Im gonna
try to explain just exactly what it means
now wait a minute, listen , for instance , you take me
and my old lady , we gotta good thing goin
because I know If I dont work and pay the rent and the
bills and buy her fine pretty clothes to wear well ,
there are fifteen other guys just waitin round the
corner , and I dont care how much that woman loves me
, she gonna go out and find herself one of them who
will and thats why I believe that

repeat chorus



2) Now listen I dont want you to think that this is a
one sided affair , no no
because my old lady also understands that a man must
have respect
what I mean is , if she must play around dont let me
catch her , because what I dont see cant hurt me , you
understand? but on the other hand , If I should ever
catch her Im not gonna talk about-a
and call her a bunch of bad names like you all might
no no mh
what Im gonna do , Im gonna go down-town to the
hardware store and buy myself a double blade axe handle ,
come back , square off, and believe me when i say her soul betta
belong to the good lord
because her head, gonna belong to me , and I
guarantie shel know what I mean when Ill say...."

* repeat chorus several times ............. ( FADE )

He was'nt called the genius for nuthin.


- Mn-mnn , Yessuh.

classic stuff

 

[frambosenshmak]

Last night i dreamt i spent the day fucking madonna in a converted loft apartment in london town hall and all the people in the london eye could see evrything and loads a japaneseos were taking pictures an goin mad. It was horrible. She had a really old and leathery growler that was all beat up outa shape from overuse.

Any how, more from ray:

"Understanding is the best thing in the world ,
between a boy and a girl

boy and girl and even a woman or a man , its always
better when you realy understand

1) You know understanding is a mighty powerful thing ,
thats why it makes me so sad
when I see my friends wandering aroung thru the world
, never knowing the meaning of the word
understanding , so in the next few minutes, Im gonna
try to explain just exactly what it means
now wait a minute, listen , for instance , you take me
and my old lady , we gotta good thing goin
because I know If I dont work and pay the rent and the
bills and buy her fine pretty clothes to wear well ,
there are fifteen other guys just waitin round the
corner , and I dont care how much that woman loves me
, she gonna go out and find herself one of them who
will and thats why I believe that

repeat chorus



2) Now listen I dont want you to think that this is a
one sided affair , no no
because my old lady also understands that a man must
have respect
what I mean is , if she must play around dont let me
catch her , because what I dont see cant hurt me , you
understand? but on the other hand , If I should ever
catch her Im not gonna talk about-a
and call her a bunch of bad names like you all might
no no mh
what Im gonna do , Im gonna go down-town to the
hardware store and buy myself a double blade axe handle ,
come back , square off, and believe me when i say her soul betta
belong to the good lord
because her head, gonna belong to me , and I
guarantie shel know what I mean when Ill say...."

* repeat chorus several times ............. ( FADE )

He was'nt called the genius for nuthin.


- Mn-mnn , Yessuh.

classic stuff

you trying to tell me that if i buy the mistress in my dreams fancy clothes and sparkly stuff then i can lop off her head when i'm finished with my sordid little fantasy?

genius. its like a modern day weird science

 

[Corey]

you trying to tell me that if i buy the mistress in my dreams fancy clothes and sparkly stuff then i can lop off her head when i'm finished with my sordid little fantasy?

genius. its like a modern day weird science

-only if you catch her foolin round.

 

[frambosenshmak]

-only if you catch her foolin round.

....with her twin sister!.|..|

the power of the human mind. cant wait to go asleep tonight

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

mmmm. double centres.

 

[Corey]

mmmm. double centres.

-show you care.

I wish i could care twice as much at the same time.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

I'm double hard.

 

[HitLikesAGirl]

I'm double hard.

hard boiled with a double self centre?

monsieur with this ego you are spoiling us

 

[egg_]

I've been with Niamh so long that sometimes (not always, mind) I turn down the advances of other chicks in my dreams. When I wake up and realise I was dreaming I kick myself

 

[Zeelander]

I've been with Niamh so long that sometimes (not always, mind) I turn down the advances of other chicks in my dreams. When I wake up and realise I was dreaming I kick myself

I know the feeling. Although when I get propositioned by a sexy stranger in my dreams it's usually just John with a moustache and an eyepatch anyway.

 

[frambosenshmak]

I know the feeling. Although when I get propositioned by a sexy stranger in my dreams it's usually just John with a moustache and an eyepatch anyway.

that old chesnut. i've seen him use that disguise to get everything from free gig passes and complimentary bed mints to sportscars and shopping trolleys. the man knows no limits.

 

[ann post]

I've been with Niamh so long that sometimes (not always, mind) I turn down the advances of other chicks in my dreams. When I wake up and realise I was dreaming I kick myself

any luck with this?

 

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