deadly joke. (1 Viewer)

[admin]

Lollo Rosso (17 Apr, 2002 05:38 p.m.):
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake at night wondering if there was a dog?

i never get that one right first time either...

 

[Lolo]

I'd spelled dyslexic wrong. (True).

 

[pad]

why do cows always look pissed off?
wouldn't you if someone rubbed ur tits for two hours and didn't ride you.

 

[hop]

Two Palestinian women walking down Jerusalem High Street in their best
flowing gowns.

One says to the other:
"Does my bomb look big in this?"

-- sorry I couldn't help it

 

[cyclotron]

This seal walks into a club...

 

[Goodbye]

a man walks into a bar... ouch

 

[shane]

Q. what did the Queen Mother and Diana have in common?
A. They both died at 101.