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[herv]

heres a joke i made up at about 11.30 last night.

Q.what do you call a foot garment doing a keith emmerson impression?

A. a prog-sock.

 

[billygannon]

Or on Shooting Stars last night:

Q. What kind of bees produce milk?

A. Boo-bees

 

[dudley]

what looks good on steve albini

burning hippies

"ah fucking kill him, get them off me, aghh it burns. fucking kill him"

 

[Ex-User (252)]

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[Burgerbarbaby]

This woman, right, walks into a bar and orders a double entendre.
So the barman gives her one.

 

[billygannon]

Q. What's small and green and sits in a corner?











A. A bold frog

 

[#10-7]

whats the time in france if there's dogs on roftops?

 

[Goodbye]

One I made up...

How do you make it easyer for knackers to vote?
Above the box have: insert nike logo here.

 

[nine]

Why do cavanmen watch pornos backwards?

Cause they love to see the bitches handing the money back.

 

[herv]

whats white and falls from a tree?

a fridge.

(courtesy of my australian cousin when we were 7.)

 

[pad]

there were two cows in a field. one said moo and the other was a cardboard cutout.

 

[coraline]

this one makes me and my sister fall off chairs with laughter, but no one else ever gets it..

anyway, there were 2 penguins in the bath. one penguin says to the other : pass the soap. the second one says " what do you think i am , a typewriter ? "

i am on the floor right now

 

[rumpus]

2 snowmen in a filed, one says "do you smell carrots?"

 

[Goodbye]

I heard they struck oil off the coast of Kerry, but it was too thick to pump ashore...

 

[steveamanakick]

What's big and green and if it fell from the sky on top of you it would kill you?

A golf course.


harumph!

 

[Stuart Little]

Why are elephants Big, Grey and Wrinkly?

Cos if they were Small, White and Smooth they'd be aspirin.

 

[dudley]

what did the mad cow say to the farmer?

"stop squeezing me tits and give us a kiss"

 

[Wheels]

Q. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

A. Put it in the microwave until it's bill withers.

 

[rumpus]

Q. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb

A. That's not funny

 

[Lolo]

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake at night wondering if there was a dog?