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a broken heart for yourself?I made this last year:
a broken heart for yourself?
No it isn't.Tis all very sappy aint it?
yes. it is.No it isn't.
This must be your first Valentines day alone in a good while now, is it?yes. it is.
Sounds beautifulWhat if its heart shaped and has red icing with glitter and shite? cause thats what I have in mind.
What if its heart shaped and has red icing with glitter and shite? cause thats what I have in mind.
I'll be cooking a fine meal for my lady.
But seeing as I do all the cooking anyway, I'll be doing a little something extra special for her.
I was toying with the idea of washing my cock and maybe brushing my teeth.
What do you think?
Too romantic?
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