contraception (3 Viewers)

[nooleen]

PS: congratulations on carefully observing the side effects of different female contraceptive treatments while making fuck all effort yourself.
i hear the vasectomy is pretty effective.

 

[the strange guy]

I think the super hormone coating on your fanny coathanger is kicking in.

 

[jillface]

FUCK!

That looks like having a futuristic corkscrew inside you.

 

[the strange guy]

At least you'll always be able to open a bottle of Cab Sav at a sesh.
No wonder Nooly's alternating between helpful adviser and bilious bitch.
It looks mental.

 

[La La]

a friend of mine uses and loves the nuvaring

although she said it once came out after a ride

it'd be like playing the ring toss game

 

[the strange guy]

That shit looks deadly!
AND FUN!
You could carry it around in a wallet if you find a lady out on the town who's up for a three week stand.
The insertion would be an excellent way to break the ice.
Not to mention the subsequent ejection.

 

[nooleen]

I think the super hormone coating on your fanny coathanger is kicking in.

if you knew what you were talking about, you'd be aware that the type of coil i have is non-hormone-bearing. is there any chance that this thread could be restricted to people with an actual interest in the issues involved? i think it's kind of important. then again, i can't turn over and go back to sleep while my partner goes out to get the morning after pill.

 

[the strange guy]

Nooly. I'm interested. I'm participating. I also happen to be having a laugh in between.
Get up off your high horse and stop telling everyone that they can or can't 'hang out on your thread'.
What are you like, comparing me to a lover you have a grudge against for falling asleep?
It doesn't make sense.
You, more than anyone else, is fucking this thread up!
RELAX!

 

[La La]

That shit looks deadly!
AND FUN!
You could carry it around in a wallet if you find a lady out on the town who's up for a three week stand.
The insertion would be an excellent way to break the ice.
Not to mention the subsequent ejection.

i wouldnt be surprised if that special skill is now being showcase in the backstreets of patpong

 

[Cormcolash]

I once had unprotected sex and was afraid of getting pregnant.
It turned out okay though, he rode me up the arse and I discovered that doesn't do anything.

 

[the strange guy]

i wouldnt be surprised if that special skill is now being showcase in the backstreets of patpong

It's that kind of skill that could put kids through college.

 

[nooleen]

Nooly. I'm interested. I'm participating. I also happen to be having a laugh in between.
Get up off your high horse and stop telling everyone that they can or can't 'hang out on your thread'.
What are you like, comparing me to a lover you have a grudge against for falling asleep?
It doesn't make sense.
You, more than anyone else, is fucking this thread up!
RELAX!

how am i fucking it up? the original purpose of the thread is to discuss contraceptive options - there are more than enough threads running for display of retardation as it is.
this isn't a thread for displays of how clever the wacky characters of thumped are. surely that can be done somewhere else. with the help of lolcats.

 

[the strange guy]

You wade in to discussions and introduce the wacky character of NOOLY all the time.
You can't try and change the rules just because you started the thread.

Anyway, the pull out method has ALWAYS worked for me, and the proof is in the no-babies.

 

[nooleen]

so i'm wacky and humourless. got it.
watertight, just like your contraceptive method.

 

[rettucs]

anyone ever try the no-sex method of contraception?

does it work?

 

[Cormcolash]

how am i fucking it up? the original purpose of the thread is to discuss contraceptive options - there are more than enough threads running for display of retardation as it is.
this isn't a thread for displays of how clever the wacky characters of thumped are. surely that can be done somewhere else. with the help of lolcats.

Apparently that outfit is a quite a good method of contraception.

 

[jillface]

fuck no.

 

[nooleen]

that's hot.

 

[La La]

so are we allowed to joke about teh secks nao?

 

[jillface]

now you're on the trolley.

anyway, has any other thumpeder used the nuva-ring? looks alright.
edit: i'd be most interested in hearing about any side-effects experienced.