Come dine with me (1 Viewer)

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

there was this ditsy irish aulwan on last night - she kept saying that
Alan Sugar was coming to dinner (in someone elses house) and
leaves to get the door and returns with a mechanical ber in a suit
that walked around and sang....!? apparently she kept saying
raunchy sex stuff, and some mutant who i swear was on wife swap
a while ago kept getting "freaked out" by it...stupid english bastard

 

[Franco]

there was this ditsy irish aulwan on last night - she kept saying that
Alan Sugar was coming to dinner (in someone elses house) and
leaves to get the door and returns with a mechanical ber in a suit
that walked around and sang....!? apparently she kept saying
raunchy sex stuff, and some mutant who i swear was on wife swap
a while ago kept getting "freaked out" by it...stupid english bastard

Saw that one before. She's a mad oul doll.

 

[Bladez]

there was this ditsy irish aulwan on last night - she kept saying that
Alan Sugar was coming to dinner (in someone elses house) and
leaves to get the door and returns with a mechanical ber in a suit
that walked around and sang....!? apparently she kept saying
raunchy sex stuff, and some mutant who i swear was on wife swap
a while ago kept getting "freaked out" by it...stupid english bastard

That was good one. She drank too many cocktails, kept making lewd references to the shape of the pepper grinder and then fell asleep at the table. The Alan Sugar bear was a bit mental. Where'd she get the idea from?

 

[evil bandit]

I saw that yesterday as well ! Her house was just full of erotic art and they went through her underwear drawers looking for sex toys?!?!?

The last bird couldn't believe that she didn't win even though one of the lads found bones in his fish and another guy ran out during the first course to get sick!!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

haha the guy getting sick was amazing - i love how she refused to
take any responsibility for the guy getting sick.

there was another batch of CDWM on last night, where some
horrible english woman, "recent divorcee", we reckoned, was on it
and at one point someone pointed out to her that you could see her
knickers and she responded with "IT'S A THONG DARLING" - ueghg
you're 55!

i watched a lot of come dine with me yesterday

 

[cpr]

haha the guy getting sick was amazing - i love how she refused to
take any responsibility for the guy getting sick.

there was another batch of CDWM on last night, where some
horrible english woman, "recent divorcee", we reckoned, was on it
and at one point someone pointed out to her that you could see her
knickers and she responded with "IT'S A THONG DARLING" - ueghg
you're 55!

i watched a lot of come dine with me yesterday

giving your man a 1 was out of order alright....

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

good to see a male supremacist on the show! it's a section of society that is grossly under-representative - am i right cormcolash!?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

there he goes - he just called the woman with the sparkly dildo "a bit of a tart"

ps - WWSD - totally would

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

annnd there we go - reduced Annette to tears!

"Have you ever been to Lesbos?"
"No"
"I think Annette has"

oh boy

 

[pulk]

supremacist or no....he's just a pompous prick

philipino art critic with the tiara is ace

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i actually hate the woman that won more than anyone else - pain in the dick

 

[ogy]

brilliant show

remember that woman who got her local restaurant to make all the food, she had decoy food in the kitchen and the restaurant were running across the road and giving her the food in the window to serve to the guests? not against the rules apparently, she won!

 

[pulk]

homemade curd cheese....shudder

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

your man's fairly modest suburban house with the baby deer
heads all over the walls!

there was a gay guy on it before (sure aren't they all?) who just
had the evening catered an focused on ploughing everyone full of
booze and making fabulous conversation - he rightly won.

 

[Boozin]

I loved the one where this really gay guy had his partner "Cherry Bakewell" do a drag show in the middle of dinner for all the guests, and the typically English bloke got seriously into it, he was totally obsessing over that drag queen for the rest of the week!!

 

[sealed human]

Leslie Joseph in the celeb one was funny, utter disaster of a dinner, then she put on this horrific rainbow coloured mini... Rodney Marsh was impressed though.

Abi Titmuss came across as the sanest in that, probably as she was fully clothed so viewers were actually listening to what she said in this case

 

[Reets]

TV3 are looking into making an irish version of come dine with me, I really wish I could cook now.

 

[Cormcolash]

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE!

 

[Pedronimus]

The world cup special with Fash, Carlton Palmer, Razor Ruddock and Frank Worthington was fairly deadly.

 

[Cormcolash]

Jesus missed that one, sounds fucking hilarious!