Theseus Mock
Well-Known Member
2000/2001 I got kicked out of a barbers on the corner of Dorset Street because I asked for a haircut. He would only do razor cuts.
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apparently after 6-8 weeks the natural oils take over.First wash in three years for a wedding.
Waste of time.
Sauchiehall Street has changed a lot in the meantime!
The haircut must be good when the barber insists on Instagram-ing the cut just he gave me
Another punter told me it was "one slick haircut"
Bought a jacket and the sleeves were too long. Went to a tailor to get them taken in and he quoted me £50 which is as much as the jacket. Took it to the dry cleaner and they did it for £15. Admittedly the dry cleaner's fucked it up but £50 to fix some sleeves is extortionate. Also the tailor was a grouchy cunt and we got into a big argument in his shop.
Say nothing of my t-shirts.I need to buy new clothes. I'm starting to look like a fucking hobo. I kind of fell out of the habit over the last few years. I just realised that most of my socks are older than my kids.
Aw man, me too. I'm what my mother would call a holy show these days. Holes in the elbows of all my shirts, have to keep the sleeves constantly rolled up. None of my pants are the original colour, some sort of amalgam off-colour.I need to buy new clothes. I'm starting to look like a fucking hobo. I kind of fell out of the habit over the last few years. I just realised that most of my socks are older than my kids.
Aw man, me too. I'm what my mother would call a holy show these days. Holes in the elbows of all my shirts, have to keep the sleeves constantly rolled up. None of my pants are the original colour, some sort of amalgam off-colour.
There is something reassuring about an old jumper though.This is me also. All my jumpers are either holey or bally, or both. I also noticed over the weekend that most of the dye has run out of my "good" jeans. This just seemed to happen without me noticing. You think to yourself "But I only bought these jeans......Fuck, it's 2 years ago." I used to have some sort of pride in my appearance!
There is something reassuring about an old jumper though.
Unless your public are wearing boiler-suits and wellies covered in shite. Then you're the height of fashion! Dog hair is an accessory.There is. When you're sitting at home with a couple of cans watching family guy reruns. They're not great for when you have to go meet people in public.
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