Shaved off what passes for a beard on my face and people keep telling me I look younger. Result, though still fat.
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The cat looks so pissed off.aubrey plaza is my new style icon because she's amazing, she likes monochrome and we have the same hair right now
Did you tell him he was a total fucking asshole?i collected my leaving cert results in a silverfish "fat as fuck" t-shirt to much tutting from the headmaster.
Debating on this shirt today.
I'm thinking of going for a mustache. I've convinced myself this is a good idea.
Did you get it?
I considered a Lermontov moustache for a while then remembered hipsters and gave up on the idea. Plus I'm not sure my face would suit.
Going back to skinny jeans; I inadvertently tried (to try) on a pair some months back, couldn't even get them beyond my awesome calf muscles.
No, I haven't. Got a new synth, so in theory I'm out of clothes buying action for the rest of the month at least.
The moustache I haven't decided on either. I had one before and liked it and there were so many great moustaches in Purple Rain that I'm really tempted. The only downside is, when I'm hungover I look FUUUUUCked. Like a mix of Super Mario and the dog from Fly II.
I have an NWA jumper which I wore into work once. One of the bosses stopped me in the corridor and asked what NWA stood for. I told him it was North West Attitude.
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