Christmas present ideas (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

fair play. i'd better warm up the cat.

it's a shame he's male. does that make me gay?

 

[dudley]

rob crow named his kitten chicken


chicken the kitten

 

[spiritualtramp]

Originally posted by Hector Grey


me next cat will be called Boutrous Boutrous.

political names for pets are always good.

I just call my cat "the cat".

but my next cat wil be called chairman meow

 

[billygannon]

Cats.... little fucking twerps.


My friend once owned a cat that had three kittens. Each kitten was a different colour. So her brother got an axe and chopped off their heads and swapped them around.


But yeah... Christmas presents. A box of chocolates and a smack on the arse for the wife. Cash for the kids and a bottle of stink for the ma. And away ye go!....

 

[votre mere]

im buying me granny a dildo..

a good quality one

heavy like,

70 euros


cmon fuckers, she always wanted one

always.

 

[niallmc]

Mother : Document; A Story of Hope
Father : Document; A Story of Hope
Everybody : Document; A Story of Hope
except the kids of course but Santa has that boxed off

Available from www.thumped.com/hope (oh did you know that already....) but not from Concern - maybe go there or Oxfam instead....

 

[mark]

happened to be back in the home place last night and having only baught 'document', had it with me. my mum picked it up and asked what it was, i told her and she started to read through the recipes. she loved it.
not as odd an idea as it might seem.

 

[rothko]

Originally posted by spiritualtramp
political names for pets are always good.

I just call my cat "the cat".

but my next cat wil be called chairman meow

*sob*

our recently deceased cat, kitty o'shea...

 

[snakybus]

cats are okay, but dogs definitely rule

dogs are the business

So what are you up to now you've left your job rothko?

 

[rothko]

Well after I fleeced my boss, stole my PC and robbed as many pens as I could carry I slept for about three days.

Now I'm freelancing and working from home, it's fucking great!
Lots of work out there and I'm me own boss...getting broadband
into the apartment on Tuesday too.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Originally posted by Anthony
Please tell me what you are buying your

• Mother
• Father
• Sister
• Brothers
• Nieces
• Nephews
• Wan's Parents
• Wan's Sisters

I need ideas.
I'm sure this will help everyone!

- Books
- Jumper / shirt
- Give her cash
- No brothers
- No nieces
- No nephews
- Go splits with wan. She chooses. Picture/ Painting perhaos
- CDs or DVDs or compilation CDRs

 

[krabby]

good one

Anthony this idea rules...... but they'll get two of everything now.

 

[Anthony]

Well I know what you're getting anyway.

Me = present advisor to mum.

ahh, If only I could afford them myself everyone would get deadly prezzies.

 

[niallmc]

happened to be back in the home place last night and having only baught 'document', had it with me. my mum picked it up and asked what it was, i told her and she started to read through the recipes. she loved it.

So that's your mam and my mam mark. I think I'll go for the Live At Three market.

 

[Derek Davis]

Originally posted by niallmc
So that's your mam and my mam mark. I think I'll go for the Live At Three market.

You can fuck off with your bloody vegetarianism. None of that on my programme. We're not homosexual Communist Jews.

 

[pete]

i think "the perfect christmas present for the mammy" will have to be added to The Ad.

 

[the66electric]

Cow attached to a filing cabinet.

Cow attached to a mini engine in a shopping trolley.

 

[barry]

theres only one thing to get every one this year, and thats socks!!!