Christian anti-rock tracts (1 Viewer)

[xConorx]

this link was posted on another forum I visit but youse would be interested. I've always found Chick Publications tracts hilarious but they've outdone themselves this time, check it:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

they're even hating on halloween, spoiling everyones fun!
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

 

[scrawlzine]

I'm impressed withthat stageshow!
"We're gonna rock the rock with rock"
Or something. Absurd.

 

[Alan Remorse]

"most people wont fight for their countries, but they'll die for rock n roll"

is this supposed to be a bad thing?

 

[Phil]

I wonder if the Bad Religion backpatch is intentional or merely a merry twist of fate.

 

[Alan Remorse]

jesus fucking christ! i just read the thing about AIDS... unbelievable.

but "bobby died of AIDS, Jim OD'd... and Don is into vampirism" is my quote of the week.

 

[mac warzonescum]

"To have the strength to resist it, you must: ... Burn anything you have associated with rock music."

So, is Jack Chick telling us to burn copies of his own comic?

 

[Willie Willions]

Love those wacky christers; " Then I'll give you a little wedding present... some AIDS!" Wah!

 

[NotMe]

'Killer Rock'. Har har.

"rock music, even much Christian rock, is a powerful demonic force controlled by Satan".
You know it's true.

 

[taubstumm]

'Killer Rock'. Har har.

"rock music, even much Christian rock, is a powerful demonic force controlled by Satan".
You know it's true.

the lyrics really boil things down to what's important:

i have a sneaking suspicion that they're actually large mound.

 

[Cormcolash]

Hahaha that is quite hilarious in an entirely unintentional manner! If you look at the first three bits of artwork, the start of it actually looks like an episode of Scooby-Doo for some reason.

 

[falsemonkey]

the start of it actually looks like an episode of Scooby-Doo for some reason.

I think its the scooby van that does it.
There are some mad fucking articles on that site.

http://www.chick.com/catalog/videos/0127.asp

check out the "shocking" things children say after reading Harry Potter!

Is this site for real?

 

[NecroSteve]

They wouldn't like these lads.