Real are a vile club, run by a series of spendthrift megalomaniacs, with a prick for a manager and a preening shithead of a star player who have long standing links to the Spanish establishment, be it royalty or Franco.
And I still hope United lose.
To be honest, while all of that is true, I still find it hard to fully hate them. They have had so many great players and always at least try to play the game the right way (with the exception of the first few years under Mourinho). They're the villains alright, but they're like the villains in a John Woo or Christopher Nolan movie.
Barcelona are like Superman. Incredible but, a bit dull with set pieces and long balls straight down the mddle as Kryptonite.
Man United are like the "heroes" in Zero Dark Thirty or Black Hawk Down.
Is there a Batman ? Bayern maybe ? They've got that dark turmoil thing , persecuted by the nazis and now have a dark sect of them hanging around them to an extent, like some sort of self loathing innit ?
Every season there's one John McClane it was Napoli last season and it's Dortmund or Shaktar or Celtic this season.
Then there's Arsenal who are the Green Lantern or Aquadude or Biclops something.