celeb sighting (1 Viewer)

[Lord Damian]

well, either i just saw her whilst walking around on my lunch break...ore her exact double...be still my beating heart...

edit: for some reason the pic won't upload...Connie Britton...a wingless angel-devil...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0110168/photogallery-granitz-0

 

[krystal]

who?

 

[Lord Damian]

who?

she was (is?) in Spin City...dunno if you folks got (get?) it over there. i think she's the sexiest thing since sliced bread.

 

[jane]

Are you telling us you'd shoot your wad over this?

 

[oh shit]

mmmm, wad sandwich.
has anyone else tasted their own jizm?

 

[krystal]

jezzzassss chraaaaasssttttt

mmmm, wad sandwich.
has anyone else tasted their own jizm?

 

[jane]

 

[oh shit]

whaaat?
it's a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

 

[Lord Damian]

Are you telling us you'd shoot your wad over this?

over, into, straight through like a bullet. hell yes. and don't even get me started on dark rye.....mmmmm, the exotic, taboo nature of 'the dark love'....

 

[nlgbbbblth]

 

[Lord Damian]

fuckin a right, "it's all for ME".....

edit: it's actually a little creepy how much that kid looks like i did when i was that age...and further to that, his 'movie' folks had the same names as my own parents...weird...

 

[oh shit]

so anyway, it's quite salty!

 

[Lord Damian]

so anyway, it's quite salty!

go on - tell us some more! doesn't it make the bread all soggy and shit? i dunno about you, but if food has an objectionable texture, in the bin it goes.

 

[oh shit]

go on - tell us some more! doesn't it make the bread all soggy and shit? i dunno about you, but if food has an objectionable texture, in the bin it goes.

i have never tried it on bread, that part, at least, was a joke.

honestly, i'm now quite worried that no one else knows. or will admit to knowing.
here's a hint: i've never tried it by myself.

 

[krystal]

ok, to save your frenzied brain, isn't there some boarding school type carry on called soggy biscuit which involves all the boys in a circle jerk trying to hit a biscuit on ejaculation?
the more of them hit it, the sogger it is, I guess. I also reckon you'd need a robust biscuit, such as a hobnob etc.

i have never tried it on bread, that part, at least, was a joke.

honestly, i'm now quite worried that no one else knows. or will admit to knowing.
here's a hint: i've never tried it by myself.

 

[oh shit]

ok, to save your frenzied brain, isn't there some boarding school type carry on called soggy biscuit which involves all the boys in a circle jerk trying to hit a biscuit on ejaculation?
the more of them hit it, the sogger it is, I guess. I also reckon you'd need a robust biscuit, such as a hobnob etc.

jesus christ - that's obscene!
isn't someone meant to moderate this board?!

 

[krystal]

Might I remind you Bernard, that you were the one talking about eating spunk covered bread products?

jesus christ - that's obscene!
isn't someone meant to moderate this board?!

 

[hanley]

ok, to save your frenzied brain, isn't there some boarding school type carry on called soggy biscuit which involves all the boys in a circle jerk trying to hit a biscuit on ejaculation?
the more of them hit it, the sogger it is, I guess. I also reckon you'd need a robust biscuit, such as a hobnob etc.

i though soggy biscuit was the last person to cum onto the biscuit had to eat it?

 

[krystal]

Oh god - is it? Well ok, the above is HOW the biscuit gets soggy so.

HURRGHHhhh

i though soggy biscuit was the last person to cum onto the biscuit had to eat it?

 

[oh shit]

i though soggy biscuit was the last person to cum onto the biscuit had to eat it?

fucking hell.