Car Alarms (1 Viewer)

[Scientician 0.8]

Why have a fuckin car alarm if you don't hear the fuckin thing going off for hours on end?

 

[Janer]

 

[Goff]

Why have a fuckin car alarm if you don't hear the fuckin thing going off for hours on end?

Because, obviously, whoever was trying to rob it ran away.

Sounds like it did its job to me.


But, yeah. Poxy annoying. As for house alarms....

 

[Squiggle]

These are sore points of mine too. I used to live oppostite the Chirstchurch car park and it was maddening sometimes. Alarms going off all night... my only consolation was that the jerks who owned the cars would probably have flat batteries when they next tried to go somewhere.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

There used to be a building across from where I lived and the alarm used to go off all fucking weekend. One of my flatmates got so annoyed one weekend case the noise was screwing up his studying he went across the road with a brush and proceeded to beat the box off the wall with the brush.

....at which point the security guard came out of the building and started giving him abuse

 

[Squiggle]

There used to be a building across from where I lived and the alarm used to go off all fucking weekend. One of my flatmates got so annoyed one weekend case the noise was screwing up his studying he went across the road with a brush and proceeded to beat the box off the wall with the brush.

....at which point the security guard came out of the building and started giving him abuse

Great story

I began to wish that the kids setting off the fireworks that were setting the alarms off would actually blow up the stupid cars instead... and as for the neighbours who would go away for two weeks without leaving a key with anyone so that their alarm would go off for 10 days straight day and night with nobody able to do anything about it... I hope that it either rained their whole holiday or they got major sunburn - on all their pink bits.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

 

[Diddles]

My dogs keep setting the car alarm off from the inside when I go into the shops but I'm afraid to leave the door unlocked in case someone little prick lets them out.

House alarms are the stupidest thing in the world. Nobody responds to them so all they do is cause annoyance to other people. Best burglar deterrent is a dog. And thorny bushes. Burglar's are terrified of thorny bushes. Getting entangled in a rose bush can destroy a good nylon tracksuit.

 

[jillface]

what's the story with that place? is it just a plain ole restaurant? i'm always so intrigued but never gutsy enough to just go in.

 

[Hector Grey]

what's the story with that place? is it just a plain ole restaurant? i'm always so intrigued but never gutsy enough to just go in.

it's where the prostitutes hang out.

 

[broken arm]

what's the story with that place? is it just a plain ole restaurant? i'm always so intrigued but never gutsy enough to just go in.

new logo/sign!!!

used to get after hours bottles of wine from there.

and what's that other mad place around the corner???

 

[Hector Grey]

new logo/sign!!!

used to get after hours bottles of wine from there.

and what's that other mad place around the corner???

the manhattan?

 

[broken arm]

the manhattan?

that's the one.

ever been in? we were refused, many years ago.....

 

[Hector Grey]

that's the one.

ever been in? we were refused, many years ago.....

i think it's mostly for prostitutes.

 

[broken arm]

i think it's mostly for prostitutes.

that's your answer for everything

 

[Hector Grey]

that's your answer for everything

this is some tangent from "car alarms"

 

[Janer]

what's the story with that place? is it just a plain ole restaurant? i'm always so intrigued but never gutsy enough to just go in.

Can't believe ur not gutsy, you even smirked at me in the voodoo the other nite

 

[Janer]

that's your answer for everything

Hector's ma was a Benburb street lass who gave out directions to truckers with no sense of direction.

 

[Hector Grey]

Hector's ma was a Benburb street lass who gave out directions to truckers with no sense of direction.

i thought you were my mother

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Gigs Place is a late night diner-type spot.

Food is quite good.

My sister is barred from there.

Manhattan is something similiar. Nicer in my opinion.