Bored in Work (key of the door) 21 (4 Viewers)

[herv]

Originally posted by enchance
i'm planning a career in comedy. I just see it now....

yeah. don't sell the bike shop orville.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by herv
i was actually going to post something witty like this up, but i reckoned a bit of the old caustic sarcasm was far more apt at the time.

thems the breaks panty.

right... anyway... I found a map, but I couldn't find The Lower Deck...

http://www.dublintexas.com/map.html

then I realised it was Dublin.... TEXAS!!!


ha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha ha ha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha ha ha ha!!

 

[Burgerbarbaby]

Very Useful Site

http://interactive2.iol.ie/maps/content/iolmap.asp

When you zoom in close, it turns into PHOTOOGRAPHS!
Unless you're outside Dublin.

But it's what you need P.

 

[dudley]

*that* is insane

i just zoomed into my back garden

 

[herv]

Originally posted by Pantone247
right... anyway... I found a map, but I couldn't find The Lower Deck...

http://www.dublintexas.com/map.html

then I realised it was Dublin.... TEXAS!!!


ha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha ha ha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha ha ha ha!!

if i counted the amount of times that has happened to me it'd nearly be the same as the amount of ha has you have up there.

 

[MDR]

Pantone - just take the turn at Portabello college (past the people who couldn't get into a real university) and it's right there - be careful though because it gets a little indie after dark

 

[MDR]

Pete, are you a civil servant too? I'm in Environment - whereabouts are you?

also, I can't post onto thumped from work but i can post to other sites - is that because of the firewall or wha? Presumably you don't have the same problem.

By the way, you don't have to answer any of this if you don't wanna.

 

[pete]

Originally posted by Mumblin Deaf Ro
Pete, are you a civil servant too? I'm in Environment - whereabouts are you?

also, I can't post onto thumped from work but i can post to other sites - is that because of the firewall or wha? Presumably you don't have the same problem.

By the way, you don't have to answer any of this if you don't wanna.

yup i work for The Man also

i work in your new boss's old place

you probly can't post because you're probly using IE6 in work and i still can't get the privacy policy guff working so cookies are shagged

go into the User Control Panel and change the setting for "browse boards with cookies"

 

[MDR]

Thanks - I changed it from yes to no - that won't get me fired will it?

 

[pete]

nah

anyway you're a civil servant - you can't be fired!

 

[Theseus Mock]

from cnn.com

DARYN KAGAN, CNN ANCHOR: You to me sound like the busiest frog in show business, Kermit.

KERMIT THE FROG: Well, you could be right about that. I might be the only frog in show business, I don't know.

KAGAN: Tell me about getting this star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. What a huge honor for any species!

KERMIT: Well, it's a pretty big deal. I mean, I get to be there with all my friends, you know, like Lassie and Mel Gibson. Odd company, actually, if you think about the two of them together. But, you know, it's the first time in my life I've been near a busy street without being afraid of getting killed.

KAGAN: You also have this new movie coming out ["It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie"]. Tell me about the new movie.

KERMIT: Well, this movie is great; a lot of fun; it's set around Christmas time and it's about all us Muppets trying to save our Muppet theater from being torn down and turned into a terrible nightclub.

And along the way we pay homage, which is kind of a thing you make with eggs and cheese, I think... But we make fun of all the other Christmas movies ever made and we have Joan Cusack, David Arquette and Whoopi Goldberg plays the part of God, actually. Any time you can get Whoopi as God you know you've got your mojo working.

'Kiss me Kermie'
KAGAN: You do have your mojo working. Speaking of mojo -- I want to get right to the real good stuff here, Kermit. I want to know really what the status is of your relationship with Miss Piggy right now. Are you guys doing well? You know, kind of an on-again, off- again thing. What's going on with you guys?

KERMIT: Well, Piggy and I have a very professional relationship. I'm professional and she thinks we have a relationship.

KAGAN: Kermie, just so you know -- Miss Piggy was on Headline News yesterday with Judy Fortin and Judy asked a very interesting question. We're going to listen to that and I want to get your comments so here's Miss Piggy.

KERMIT: OK.

KAGAN: OK, listen in.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

JUDY FORTIN, CNN: I understand that Kermit gave you a very romantic kiss in this movie and he made the first move. What's that all about?

MISS PIGGY: It's true!

PEPE (MUPPET): It's all done with special effects. They weren't actually in...

MISS PIGGY: We rehearsed day and night for it and...

(END VIDEO CLIP)

KAGAN: So, Kermit, how much was going on in the trailer and...

KERMIT: I think I have to stick with Pepe's answer about the special effects. Look, it's just a professional thing -- it was written into the script and I just had to give her a huge kiss. But you'll notice, when you all watch this movie, which I hope you will, they cut away. So they extended the kiss by cutting away to a lot of other people.

KAGAN: I think we have a flustered frog on our hands this morning, Kermit. And I'll tell you, chemistry like that you can't fake even with special effects. It's real.

KERMIT: I know, I know. Look, I just don't -- I just -- you know this is a big, huge international TV show and I have to be very careful what I say, you know?

New balloon
KAGAN: Tell me about the balloon in Macy's Day Parade, coming up. You're bigger than ever -- more hot air than ever.

KERMIT: Yes, well thank you very much for that. No, it's a brand new balloon. And actually, frankly, I haven't seen it yet. But the old one, I seem to have had a puncture in my right elbow or something and I started deflating. It was pretty disgusting. We felt we had to get a new balloon. And I'm also going to be there for the parade. I think you're going to see me actually there as well as my balloon, which is kind of cool.

KAGAN: Going Hollywood on us, Kermit?

KERMIT: No, no. I'm still a pretty simple frog. You know, when I'm not working I go back to the swamp and hang out with the family and stuff like that, you know? I don't live in Hollywood. I mean, I still have my place on Sesame Street. That's in -- on the East Coast.

KAGAN: Kermit, we want to wish you the best with all the projects, with the balloon, with the movie, with the star on the Walk of Fame and with love. Never forget, that's where it all begins and ends, Kermit.

KERMIT: Wow, I couldn't have said it better myself. Hope you get to see the movie, guys; it's on the Friday after Thanksgiving on NBC.

 

[dudley]

 

[P. Littbarski]

whacko jacko

he has to be addicted to surgery...the freakiest face in showbiz

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-1070432,00.html

 

[Theseus Mock]

if ya saw him on the streets, ye'd get yer kids to look away. bloody awful. at least, he's living to regret it all. suicide within next 5 years, guaranteed.

 

[spiritualtramp]

he really is the perfect example of how childhood fame fucks you up bigtime.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Originally posted by spiritualtramp
he really is the perfect example of how childhood fame fucks you up bigtime.

lets not forget wacko's friend, macauley maculkin. fucked up to an extent. saw him the current issue of The Face. Bad.

 

[spiritualtramp]

Originally posted by enchance
lets not forget wacko's friend, macauley maculkin. fucked up to an extent. saw him the current issue of The Face. Bad.

speak of the devil!.......I went to http://www.celebmatch.com/ earlier today out of utter boredom.and guess who I got?

"Your best matches

Macaulay Culkin 99%
Dave Moffatt 99%
Nicholas Tse 97%
AJ Trauth 97%
Tarso Marques 96% "

dunno who the hell the other guys are.

 

[billygannon]

Originally posted by spiritualtramp
he really is the perfect example of how childhood fame fucks you up bigtime.

This girl used to be in The Chicks

 

[Theseus Mock]

nice to see your mention on NoDisco last night, Herv. So when can we see you in Smash-Hits?

 

[herv]

Re: whacko jacko

Originally posted by P. Littbarski
he has to be addicted to surgery...the freakiest face in showbiz

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-1070432,00.html

"Jackson was also sporting designer stubble, what appeared to be pink lipstick and black eyeliner."