Bored In Work 97 (1 Viewer)

[Latex lizzie]

True Fart story:
I was in school and had this really tall friend called tom, a good all round funny man,but used to go bright red at the slightest bit of attention,
anyways he got wrangled into doing a reading at our confirmation and was standing up at the pulpit going " a reading from st. whoever to the yahoos" when he let one rip.A big one.But it was a really sensitive mic in a quiet church..the mic picked it up a threw it all around the place.Even the bishop pissed himself.I still smile.

 

[Latex lizzie]

No, I'm really a little too safety-conscious for that. Have you?

no..but I guy I used to work with put me off the idea.He was in a store room and tried to light one of his assproducts and burned himself in his cheap nylon trousers.nasty.

 

[jane]

.Even the bishop pissed himself.I still smile.

Self-soiling bishops always put a holy smirk on my face.

 

[Latex lizzie]

new electronic system of signing in and out of work implemented today.Cant get away early anymore.There goes another "perk".Gotta do something to get meself to smile.

 

[pete]

S he was 71 years old.

She was blind.

She needed her 94-year-old mother to come to her rescue.

And in the middle of the dogfight -- in which Eunice Crowder was pepper-sprayed, Tasered and knocked to the ground by Portland's courageous men in blue -- the poor woman's fake right eye popped out of its socket and was bouncing around in the dirt.

How vicious and ugly can the Portland police get? Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner. This 2003 case is so blatant, the use of force so excessive, the threat of liability so intimidating that the city just approved a $145,000 settlement.

But all those gung-ho fans of the cops can relax. Nothing has changed. Nothing will upset the status quo.

The cops aren't apologizing.

The cops aren't embarrassed.

The cops haven't been disciplined.

And the cops are still insisting, to the bitter end, that they "reasonably believed" this blind ol' bat was a threat to their safety and macho culture.


Eunice Crowder, you see, didn't follow orders. Eunice was uncooperative. Worried a city employee was hauling away a family heirloom, a 90-year-old red toy wagon, she had the nerve to feel her way toward the trailer in which her yard debris was being tossed.

Enter the police. Eunice, who is hard of hearing, ignored the calls of Officers Robert Miller and Eric Zajac to leave the trailer. When she tried, unsuccessfully, to bite the hands that were laid on her, she was knocked to the ground.

When she kicked out at the cops, she was pepper-sprayed in the face with such force that her prosthetic marble eye was dislodged. As she lay on her stomach, she was Tased four times with Zajac's electric stun gun.

And when Nellie Scott, Eunice's 94-year-old mother, tried to rinse out her daughter's eye with water from a two-quart Tupperware bowl, what does Miller do? According to Ernie Warren Jr., Eunice's lawyer, the cop pushed Nellie up against a fence and accused her of planning to use the water as a weapon.

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/steve_duin/index.ssf?/base/news/1082807738251705.xml

 

[Pantone247]

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/steve_duin/index.ssf?/base/news/1082807738251705.xml

bitch had it coming

the way some of the old people act on dublin bus, I'm not sure if these members of Portlands finest aren't showing us the way forward

 

[george mcfly]

and then

later that day

 

[billygannon]

Great tribute acts:

Billy Ray Cyprus.
Fat Out of Hell.
Nowaysis.


any other ideas?

 

[P. Littbarski]

/-)

robocop after getting it on...

 

[pete]

aaargh


http://www.snafu.com/Rotation.html

 

[pete]

SKIPPY!!!


http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/04/28/australia.luluroo/index.html

 

[Latex lizzie]

..loved that show.That and the beachcombers ..anyone remember that?

 

[dudley]

 

[pete]

Boy beats off angry bear

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3667399.stm

 

[Latex lizzie]

why'd they have to go and kill the bear.He got beat fair and square.I'm sure he would have learned his lesson..what with all the other bears slagging him off for getting his ass kicked and everything.

 

[Mathatma Scarfe]

Boy beats off angry bear

Jaysus! That kid has some guts to wank off an angry grizzly! What's next, fellating some tigers? Rimming a killer whale?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

..loved that show.That and the beachcombers ..anyone remember that?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=154880&highlight=beachcombers
yes!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

American Thighs

 

[pete]

courtesy of mr lizzie

http://www.raptureready.com/

more here http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=12927

 

[mangler]

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html


HAHAHA