Bored in Work 70(x) (2 Viewers)

[Hector Grey]

What an unusual threat. Next time you gobble a yoke down, Mr. Costa might just slip you a mickey and fit you with a pair of concrete galoshes.

a mickey? or a mickey finn. cos, there's this subtle differance. (unless you're smytser. "pint of rohyp witha guinness loaf there..")

 

[george mcfly]

the shockmaster

www.gis.net/~jspower/shockmaster.avi

 

[Ed]

the shockmaster

www.gis.net/~jspower/shockmaster.avi[/QUOTE]

Wow, i'd only heard about that, it's even worse than what i thought it was gonna be.

 

[pete]

amazing

thanking you

 

[Ed]

amazing

thanking you

you might have seen this before, it's great : www.wrestlecrap.com

 

[pete]

you might have seen this before, it's great : www.wrestlecrap.com

is it back? i thought it was gone?

 

[Ed]

is it back? i thought it was gone?

seems to be.

did you catch 'lock up your sons' last night on channel 4? it were about uk backyarders, daft little shits.

 

[pete]

andy has a best of backyard wrestling dvd

it's... odd

 

[Theseus Mock]

can we get a wrestling board?

 

[pete]

can we get a wrestling board?

you're already on it

 

[nEiLo]

Out of sheer boredom I emailed Cadbury's and suggested that they add mini Flakes to the Minature Heros assortment. I think it is a top idea.
Anyway, I was hoping to get some free choc but instead got this email:


Thank you very much your e-mail.

Whilst I am unable to reveal future marketing plans, I can inform you that
we have already explored very similar ideas to the one you outlined. Our
Research and Development Team, in partnership with the Marketing Department
continually investigate new product ideas. Development of a new chocolate
product requires tremendous investment, both in time and financial
resources. For every new product that reaches the market place, fifty or
more will have failed to meet expectations somewhere during development.
New products have to be carefully researched to ensure they have mass
appeal, and the decision to introduce a new Cadbury chocolate product is
always based on the results of extensive market research.

We greatly appreciate the time and effort you have taken to contact us and
thank you once again for giving us the opportunity to consider your new
product idea.

Charlie B
Consumer Relations


I think that's a 'no'

 

[Anne OMalley]

That's not a "No", that's a "Stay away from my job, fella."

A friend of mine used to work in marketing at Cadbury's. He had to eat something in the region of 10 bars a day, for purposes of tasting.

No, I never really believed it either. But, as they say in Cadbury's, "When you work here you learn to swallow everything, fella."

Pretty obscene for Quakers, them Cadburies...

Out of sheer boredom I emailed Cadbury's and suggested that they add mini Flakes to the Minature Heros assortment. I think it is a top idea.
Anyway, I was hoping to get some free choc but instead got this email:


Thank you very much your e-mail.

Whilst I am unable to reveal future marketing plans, I can inform you that
we have already explored very similar ideas to the one you outlined. Our
Research and Development Team, in partnership with the Marketing Department
continually investigate new product ideas. Development of a new chocolate
product requires tremendous investment, both in time and financial
resources. For every new product that reaches the market place, fifty or
more will have failed to meet expectations somewhere during development.
New products have to be carefully researched to ensure they have mass
appeal, and the decision to introduce a new Cadbury chocolate product is
always based on the results of extensive market research.

We greatly appreciate the time and effort you have taken to contact us and
thank you once again for giving us the opportunity to consider your new
product idea.

Charlie B
Consumer Relations


I think that's a 'no'

 

[pete]

biggest cadbury's scam = "dipped flakes" or whatever they're called

the pitch: take a Cadbury's Flake & dip it in chocolate.
expected result: Yum flaky chocolate covered in a layer of more chocolate

actual result: A Twirl.

lousers

 

[snakybus]

I used know this little orange lad who worked in Cadbury's. Gas man he was, great man for the gargle. Couldn't stop him singing though. Him and his allegories.

 

[Ed]

andy has a best of backyard wrestling dvd

it's... odd

People are stupid.
They showed some CZW footage on the thing last night, not pretty. Light tubes are not toys.

 

[pete]

actually

i was watching my FMW 'KING OF THE DEATHMATCH' DVD at lunchtime... barbed wire... plate glass... nails... fire breathing.... electrified barbed wire... branding irons... shit like that is just silly

although when the ring explodes it is kinda cool

 

[Goodbye]

http://www.ukbyw.co.uk/uksite/