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[Hector Grey]

new found confidence courses through my jib.

and the hat is 'cocked'. i'm the king of the bouncy castle. all your boneys and bruses are mine.

 

[minka]

i was once witness to a bunch of young drunk gentlemen bounding around naked on a bouncy castle. i couldn't watch, the potential for injury was so terrifying.

so many things to get caught between bits of bouncy castle. and pulled.

 

[Hector Grey]

that would have been deadly......
now you tellus

 

[princess]

the party was bleedin' deadly rapa buzz!!!! i only lasted about 5 mins on my stint on the bouncy castle...gr8 fun though!! thanks again everyone involved in party organisation!! peepee queen of the dancefloor we shall shake our asses again my dear oh how we shall.....special shout out and thank you to pip for playing and dancing to 'theres a ghost in my house' for me..far out dude!.....and lastly you people are all mad but incredible fun!!
xxprincessxx

 

[Ed]

sounds like a fun party, i wasn't there tho :-(
if i find out that this was the party that i got invited to and went to a realy shitty fancy dress party instead where no one(witht the exception of the people who were throwing the party) dressed up, i shall be less than pleased.

 

[bob_jesus]

didn't manage a go on the bouncy castle...making out roun' de back like is like WAY dangerous tho!

oops.

 

[sparse]

Ah shit. Now that the boards back up I've nothing to say.


did anyone see 6ft under last night?ANYONE

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by sparse-icus



did anyone see 6ft under last night?ANYONE

of course
as if I would miss a chance to oogle Nate

 

[sparse]

Which one? and what about the Porn stars dirty pussy, I mean what was it thinkin murdering her like that.

 

[krystal]

oh, the dead one of course
as opposed to the living fih' wan - the dead da is be far the ridiest, yep

 

[manky mongrel]

fucking rotten cunting bastarding rain!

I was going to fuck off home and now look at it.

it's raining hammers and nails

whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


oh yeah, six feet under's all right, I like the daughter and the guy who prepares the dead

 

[potlatch]

Aye, great party. Boolabuss. Sorry for kneeing your special purpose on the bouncy castle, herv. And uh, Rhona, sorry for disturbing the cah' wiv that impromptu drum session.

Had a deadly time, fanks y'all.

Uh, didn't Tom eat those chips? I can't remember.

 

[herv]

s'all right. me bits are better now.

 

[herv]

dang its quiet today.

somebody say something quick.

i'm going out of my mind here.

 

[billygannon]

tits or ass?

 

[herv]

hey bill.

you know arovane has started a booty bass/ghetto tech night in the shelter?

spinning such classics as dj assault's "dick by the pound" and "drop dem panties".

 

[billygannon]

Where can I get my hands on that wonderful song: "I like big butts"?

That party sounds like it was great. I guess I'll never get to go to a Thumped night.

 

[herv]

Originally posted by billygannon
Where can I get my hands on that wonderful song: "I like big butts"?

ah the bowld sir mix-a-lot.


Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Make Me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

Fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with an Oakland booty)

I like 'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And - huh, double up - huh huh
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna - huh
Til the break of dawn
I got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with an Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got notin to do with my selection
36-24-33
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

 

[billygannon]

And to think... he didn't even copy and paste that....

 

[rumpus]

butts

I so related to the sentiment of those lyrics. Really.

6ft under is the only TV show I make sure I see. Great writing.

I'm so amazed that no-one got seriously injured on that castle...I nearly did after 5 mins.