shall we all have a big thumped party there? where might we all meet? up the front for the gtj set? in one of them manky loos? wha? where?
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Originally posted by herv
while we're on the subject of witness...here, hector, i hear you broke a promise.
tut tut.
Originally posted by Dan
Herv, I remember the old days when you used be posting like a mad thing on cluas..ah happy days they were
Originally posted by Hector Grey
i hear YOU broke a promise.
so there.
You've just described a fantasy of mine. Can I have your job Herv?Originally posted by herv
i just got told by an austrian woman who was like, standing in a cement mixer swinging a chainsaw with a fire alarm going off in the background and jumbo jets landing and stuff that i needed to learn how to speak german properly as she couldn't hear me.
Originally posted by manky mongrel
You've just described a fantasy of mine. Can I have your job Herv?
Originally posted by herv
i honestly don't know how to respond to this.
i will say however, that in the star today there is a story about a woman throwing her false teeth at a garda.
the headline reads "gnashers fly in garda fury" or words to that effect.
classic.
Originally posted by manky mongrel
An old favourite headline of mine was in The Sun the day after the George Michael scandal:
"Zip me up before you go go"
Or here's a corny but kinda clever one from the Irish Times when it was revealed that Ben Dunne had given backhanders to Charlie Haughey:
"Ben there, Dunne that, bought the Taoiseach"
(bought the t-shirt, geddit? geddit? huh? huh?)
Originally posted by herv
hey, dan, careful, i'll post you in a minute.
no, someone told me the old herv was a right cunt.
so i am merely covering my posterior.
for i am a decent, god fearing man.
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