Bored In Work 4 (3 Viewers)

[pete]

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[Hector Grey]

i've bin here 20 minutes. bored to death already.

 

[Alex]

9.10 and have already cleared my mailbox..... rely on you all to kill the time today which looks like a loooooong Monday

All jobs are the same: Famen or Feast... why does it never happen to "just right" busy?????

HELP! C'mon post, post and post, please !!!

By the way, last night I went to Mono to a party organised by an African cultural association, good craic! There was this 15 pieces Congolese band (!!!) who played very well indeed, Dublin will never finish to surprise me

 

[Pantone247]

I just got back from a weeks holidays, checked my mail and there were 220+ e-mails in there

6 of them were actually e-mails for me, the other 200+ were spam

I obviously can't be arsed trying to do the whole "unsubscribe" shit for 200+ spam mails and setting up filters for all that crap would also suck

whats a boy to do??

 

[Hector Grey]

are they porno? i get loads of porno mails. some wag subsribed my address to some gay man love sites ages ago, and when i tries to unsubscibe, i get the mails bounced back. plus then they know you're alive and they sends even more.

so much porno.

sooooooooooooooooooooo much porno.

 

[Alex]

I never subscribed and never visited any porn site (I'm browsing from the office...) but I'm receiving loads of these emails... and you can't even use the spam-block list because anytime the sender's email is different! Wankers...

 

[Hector Grey]

yeah, same with me. and then they have subjects that don't allude to porn and you open them up and it says big tits and penis enlargemnet all over your screen. ha ha ha. deadly.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
yeah, same with me. and then they have subjects that don't allude to porn and you open them up and it says big tits and penis enlargemnet all over your screen. ha ha ha. deadly.

Yeah, especially if you're manager is behind you...

 

[Alex]

Ehm... I'm Sorry....

I know I'm monopolising the forum today but I'M SO FUCKING BORED!!!! This is the most boring day EVER!!!

 

[Dan]

I am sooooo hungry.

 

[manky mongrel]

There was thing thing on the telly on Saturday night about things going wrong in porn films. Did you see it? Things like some guy going at it and next thing he farts. It was class. Well it lacked class actually. It was funny.

 

[Hector Grey]

i too am hungry. but the food in here tastes like sweat.

 

[Dan]

Mmmmm...Sweat

 

[flashpants]

Sooooo very very bored. The worst title of a porno spam mail I got
"Dirty anal juices". Lovely. Nothing like Dirty anal juices first thing on a Monday morning.

 

[rumpus]

I knew I would have the hunger...so clever me went to centra on the weay to work....

pain au chocolate, a crossant and an apple juice. I'm really proud of my foresight.


Alex, I know your pain,
when I'm that bored I actually invent work...I pretend there's diagram or something I have to do and spend ages trying to get it right.


pathetic. I know.

 

[Hector Grey]

i just got this one:

PROPOSAL FOR BUSINESS ASSISTANCEI do foresee the
surprise this letter will bring toyou as it comes from
a stranger. But rest assured asit comes with best of
intentions. However, your address was courtesy of a
business journal at the World trade Center in
Johannesburg. But after due consideration from your
profile, I became aware and assured of your
credibility of handling this trust and my future.
Thus, after my humble decision to solicit your
understanding and co-operation in this transaction,
as it will be beneficial to all of us involved.My name
is Mr WALID GARBA(Jnr.) from Tanzania.I am the son of
the late President of Tanzania Julius garba, who died
about two years ago. My father used his position then
to make for himself and us some fortune. My father
died after a protracted illness. I was studying
overseas when my father died and I was forced to
return for the funeral. His attorney notified me the
"WILL" prepared by my late father in his chamber that
he had used his position then to make some money,
which he brilliantly transferred and deposited it with
a private Security Company here in Johannesburg,
Republic of South Africa. He deposited this
consignment as valuables. The security Company does
not know that this consignment contains cash
money,except the attorney and me.The amount is Eight
Million United States Dollars (US$8Million). However,
my aim of contacting you is to help me and take this
sum into your nominated account in your country or any
other part of the world. Secondly, you will also help
me look for aprofitable investment overseas because I
don't have knowledge of international investments. As
a result of my present situation, I won't be able to
conclude this transaction alone.If you are interested
in helping me out, try and contact me through this my
current e-mail address indicating your interest to
help me. I will then furnish you with more details.
I have mutually agreed to compensate you with 25% of
the total sum for your assistance, 5% for expenses
that might be incurred inthe course of the
transaction. Then the remaining 70%will remain for my
family and me, which you will help us invest.Be
informed that this transaction needs ulmost trust and
confidentiality. Note also that the transaction
attracts no risk on your side hence all the
modalitiesfor safe, smooth and successful transaction
have been arranged by me.Looking forward to receiving
your urgent reply. God bless you.

Best regards,
WALID GARBA
(FOR THE FAMILY)

 

[rumpus]

"after due consideration from your
profile, I became aware and assured of your
credibility of handling this trust and my future. "

well, you had me at Hello.


my god it's amazing the shit people dish out.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by rumpus

Alex, I know your pain,
when I'm that bored I actually invent work...I pretend there's diagram or something I have to do and spend ages trying to get it right.


pathetic. I know.

Yeah, I'm trying to kill the time translating procedures handbooks into Italian, 100% sure nobody will ever bother to read them...

pathetic yeah, that's the right word

 

[pete]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
i just got this one:

PROPOSAL FOR BUSINESS ASSISTANCEI do foresee the
surprise this letter will bring toyou as it comes from
a stranger.
....

Best regards,
WALID GARBA
(FOR THE FAMILY)

http://www.scamorama.com has loads of these listed.

Some (obviously bored in work) people have gotten into email discussions with them....

http://www.scamorama.com/poland.html
http://www.scamorama.com/smurf.html

 

[sparse]

Does anyone know what time Wimbeldon starts?