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(248): the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
(973): On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
(619): I want to have your abortion
(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
(248): the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
(973): On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
(619): I want to have your abortion
(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.