Bored in Work 25 (2 Viewers)

[krystal]

Originally posted by enchance
Did anybody go see the Apes? It was quite cosy given that about 20-30 punters actually turned out for it. They're (apes) still mad though.

Ja, it was rappa
which one of the 20 paying guests was you then??


They made some racket for having no geeetars did they not?

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

mancunt?

 

[Knacker]

Buggermother?

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by hapi
mancunt?

fudgebutler

 

[krystal]

prickeyes

gitlips

 

[snakybus]

appreciator of the dangling raw sirloin

 

[Knacker]

Fannybuster

Cockpriest

Lovejudas

 

[Hector Grey]

that's just shit, nutjuggler.

 

[minka]

cockfarmer

 

[Theseus Mock]

Originally posted by kirstie
Ja, it was rappa
which one of the 20 paying guests was you then??


They made some racket for having no geeetars did they not?

ermmm....I was the guy who threw the broken drum stick back on stage.

Which one of those fine sexy ladies in the audience was you? Did ya see that fat bloke?, him and his wan certainly certainly gave the lead singer a run for nis money. genius.

 

[snakybus]

this demeans us all

especially mister hairy walnut tickler there

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by snakybus
this demeans us all

especially mister hairy walnut tickler there

dya smoke anything other than hairy pink cigars?

 

[#10-7]

cuntshunners.
the pair of yez.

 

[billygannon]

Ganny clerks

 

[snakybus]

pssha

amateurs

frigmajiggs

rear admirals

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by enchance
ermmm....I was the guy who threw the broken drum stick back on stage.

Which one of those fine sexy ladies in the audience was you? Did ya see that fat bloke?, him and his wan certainly certainly gave the lead singer a run for nis money. genius.

well, seeings as how there were approx 4 women attending said gig, you've a 25% chance of working out which wan I was.

At first I thought Fat Shaft was their manager but then his unsane carry-on and the appearance of aged groupie fat wife-chick made me think different. He was nuts, but in a good way.

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

funniest *real* one is dickdrinker. yanks use it all the time but it makes no sense on any level, whatsoever. brilliant.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Originally posted by kirstie
well, seeings as how there were approx 4 women attending said gig, you've a 25% chance of working out which wan I was.

At first I thought Fat Shaft was their manager but then his unsane carry-on and the appearance of aged groupie fat wife-chick made me think different. He was nuts, but in a good way.

ok, you were either part of that gang sitting in the corner who the organ chick couldn't get to stand up.

or

you were one of those wans beside the sound board.

 

[Knacker]

Rectum detective
Anal Viking
Queen of the Slipstream
Golfer who putts in from the rough

 

[krystal]

Originally posted by enchance


or

you were one of those wans beside the sound board.

Ja
Glad we were Simon 'I've Joined the Apes' Carmody's mic lead wasn't long enough to reach us