Bored in Work 210 (1 Viewer)

[Denny Oubidoux]

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with this thing

EDIT: seems a bit shit now....

 

[theweeyin]

http://www.ugoto.com/

 

[hanley]

Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You
will
never walk
again.

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident.
Your husband has
been killed.

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A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is
destroying
his family.
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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off
a bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own
life
because of her
terribly low self-esteem.

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What do you call a cat with no tail?

A manx cat.

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Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it
is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How many electricians does it take to change a
lightbulb?

One.

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Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression
that they have climaxed.

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Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night
I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's
house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a
prostitue to
subsidise her drug habit.'
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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a
bush, a rabbit
leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a
bit,
eats some grass
and then wanders off.

 

[theoootini]

this is class.
a piano thingie
http://www.grotrian.de/spiel/e/info.html

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

Gorillas bloody mot fuckin' as scare now

 

[Unclealo]

Lightning Bolt!

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[Dktr. Faustus]

 

[ICUH8N]

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greatest video ever?

 

[nEiLo]

Stevie Wonder doing "Superstition" on the Muppet show

greatest video ever?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Bastards have blocked YouTube here in work... ARGH

 

[___]

___.

 

[shidheat]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Bastards have blocked YouTube here in work... ARGH

it's pretty cool but there's no sesame street muppet appearances unfotunately...

 

[Wheels]

 

[Wheels]

The incredible shrinking artwork

http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm

 

[TenRabbits]

Music is truly elemental:

As is custard and france apparently..

 

[Unclealo]

Hurdy Gurdy and banjo

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[ICUH8N]

 

[kstop]

This is begging for a goatse.cx mashup.

 

[inspector horse]

The following is allegedly an actual question given in a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their faith, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can reliably project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls,leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"

 

[theweeyin]

This kid needs to get a life...

http://www.break.com/movies/gamewiz.html