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[nine]

Originally posted by nlgbbbblth


BP Fallon = cunt

i used to think he was alright,but after checking out his website,i now agree with your assesment of him.

you have to see it:
here's me with courtney love
here's me with gavin friday
i used to test paul mccartney's grass when i worked for apple(this is actually on the site,and he mentioned it on the radio!)

www.bpfallon.com

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Yeah he constantly drops these names into everything he says

!bog

 

[egg_]

Do you remember there used to be a thing on RTE TV, hosted by Mike Murphy I think, very like Opportunity Knocks - an act would perform and they'd be judged and there'd be a winner and they'd go on to a final etc? BP Fallon used to be a judge on that and every show my da would say (and I quote) "I hate that BP Fallon - he's just a hanger-on".
I didn't know what he meant at the time, but he was right
(Hmmm maybe that wasn't very interesting ...)

I love Beep when he's on the radio - I enjoy his old hippy-speak and often he digs out a great record ... heard him play a punk-accordian version of 'The Birdie Song' once that rocked. I went to one of those 'Death Disco Dublin' things in Switch and the music was by and large very good - The Ruts, Dead Kennedys, Motorhead etc etc. Probably the loudest thing I have ever been at though (being on the dancefloor was like being physically assaulted, and my ears were ringing the next day despite my earplugs), and there was a fairly unpleasant atmosphere

 

[pee pee]

Originally posted by nine
was anyone listening to BP Fallon on the last word?
he's puttin on a gig called death disco with an appearance from mani of primal scream and ...get this...a dj set from the revs!

i went to deathdisco in london a while back.
it was really good actually, but then pretty much everything seems good to me after 17 pints.

and the london one has nothing to do with "beep", which can only be a good thing.
i reckon people only call him "beep" because they cant bear to say the worm faced cunts name out loud.
maybe if you say "beep, beep, beep" 3 times in front of a mirror, good old beep himself will appear and talk shite to you for 4 fucking hours about how The fucking Josephs are The Future Of fucking Rock or something.

BP Fallon is painfully uncool.
he always has been.
everything he touches turns to fucking polyester.
i mean, my mam and dad even laugh at him.
prize cunt.

here, do you think i have issues with BP Fallon?

 

[Hector Grey]

ask yourself this, would you jism on yer boot and kick it into him?

if the answer is no, your answer is yes.

 

[pete]

I think everyone's parents have a bad word to say about him. My Da often took great relish in repeating the story about the time BP Fallon got thrun into the Liffey.

 

[pee pee]

do you like the way it says "instant community" on the thumped forums homepage?

i love it.

why bother living by the rules of modern society, trying constantly to fit in with The People when you can be a total boldster and take herdeninin and all and still be part of an "instant community".

i feel all warm inside.
perhaps its the herdeninin.

 

[#10-7]

uuuugggghhghhgghhh just found out who your picture is peepee... uuuuuuuuuuuuuughghghhhhhhgggghghhg... why didn't i read the signs....

 

[Hector Grey]

herdeninin in a wobbly seringe.

it's not funny when yiv seen the herdeninin up close, man. and yer picking through the pockets of that stiff corpse that was yer best friend man. one minnet he's standin there, all alive an dat, and the next he's bleedin deded from the herdeninin.

bleedin tradgedy

 

[Bob Quinn]

I think there is a lot to be said about our community. Afterall, community is the heart of society while we're all the blood cells being pumped through it. With the advent of the internet, people can live together and arguments are just a cut-and-paste away from resolution. We're tomorrow's community.

 

[Hector Grey]

whack a benji off you quinner.

i miss syb. why did she have to leave me.

 

[hop]

I just got sent this. Pee pee, and any other big brother fans, is this true?



Transcript of an actual conversation from the Big Brother house

(Jade asked Spencer what his job was):

Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on
the back of gondolas, pushing it around?"

Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?"

Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge."

Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?"

Spencer: "No!"

Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?"

Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam."

Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames.
I thought that was the main one in London."

Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London."

Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew
Birmingham weren't in London."

Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just
said?"

Jade: "No..."

Spencer: "Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "But we've got a city in London."

Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's
different parts of it. Cambridge is a city."

Jade: "Of where? Kent?"

Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's
just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things?"

Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called
Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire."

Jade: "So not Kent then?"

Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia."

Jade: "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called
East Angular abroad?"

Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?"

Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I
actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?"

Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are."

Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England,
doesn't it?"

Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and
Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different."

Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?"

Spencer: "Germany..."

 

[Ex-User (252)]

mmmm, peepee, are you related to this girl in any way?

 

[pee pee]

sadly hopper, it is true.

and sadly happy, you are a mincing twat.

 

[Ex-User (252)]

jesus! i was just asking like... must have hit a nerve... there's really no need to be so aggressive. shame on you, we're *trying* to build a commuinty here if you hadn't noticed... duh!

 

[pete]

Originally posted by pee pee
do you like the way it says "instant community" on the thumped forums homepage?

I've been trying to get rid of that bleedin page template... i must be thick because i changed what's supposed to be changed and it dint work.

I was hoping nobody would notice, like.

 

[hop]

Originally posted by pee pee
sadly hopper, it is true.

wow

how did she even fill out an application form for big brother without bleeding from the ear

 

[Hector Grey]

ah, come on lads. it's big brudder like. yid have to be crainially challanged to want to go on it in the first place. saps. all of youse. saps.

 

[rumpus]

Ha ha … that’s so “who’s on first base?”…I love it

That’s why I LIKE big brother…you get real people you like or not, and you get to watch them talk and react without having to be with them or make any effort.
Any one who likes sitting on the train etc. and doing this is lying like a mothafucker if they say they hate big brother.

 

[Hector Grey]

real people? oh. my. god. post moderism gone pre raphelite.

plus, they're english.