Bored In Work 192 (1 Viewer)

[La La]

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> Once upon a time,
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> in a land far away,
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> a beautiful, independent,
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> self-assured princess
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> happened upon a frog as she sat,
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> contemplating ecological issues
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> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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> and said: " Elegant Lady,
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> I was once a handsome prince,
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> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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> One kiss from you, however,
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> and I will turn back
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> into the dapper, young prince that I am
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> and then, my sweet, we can marry
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> and set up housekeeping in your castle
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> with my mother,
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> where you can prepare my meals,
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> clean my clothes, bear my children,
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> and forever
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> feel grateful and happy doing so. "
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> That night,
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> as the princess dined sumptuously
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> on lightly sauteed frog legs
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> seasoned in a white wine
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> and onion cream sauce,
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> she chuckled and thought to herself:
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> I don't f *** ing think so.

 

[Happy Noodle Boy]

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[hanley]

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[Shine]

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Not sure if cal's quite finished this - think he's still tweaking it - but have a look....
http://cal-tv.net/imaginethis.html

 

[ICUH8N]

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[Wheels]

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This is mildly amusing. http://www.jihadjerry.com/video/
(Gerald Casale from Devo's new eh.. project)

This is interesting too, http://www.ringelschwandtner.com/video/srproradii.html - unofficial Autechre video. It could be very easily described as 'art house wank.' Literally. (safe for work btw)

 

[Happy Noodle Boy]

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Stefan Ringelschwandtner! Good video, mind.

 

[Stereobaby]

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"man i was off me tits...."

http://www.glumbert.com/media/rave.html

 

[Stereobaby]

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shoe

 

[hanley]

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[ICUH8N]

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Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights video highlights.

 

[shidheat]

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raging fred flintstone

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

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Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights video highlights.

i've started to get really into kate bush lately - can anyone recommend the essentials?

 

[Buzzo]

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i've started to get really into kate bush lately - can anyone recommend the essentials?

She's probably a bit to complex for you Andrew.
I doubt you'll *get* her

 

[nEiLo]

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i've started to get really into kate bush lately - can anyone recommend the essentials?

hounds of love.

!woof!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

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[BC]

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i've started to get really into kate bush lately - can anyone recommend the essentials?

"hounds of love" and "the dreaming"

 

[Beak]

Meow Meow Meow

In order to raise the spirits of an Italian prince burdened by the cares of his position, a musician created for him a cat piano.
The musician selected cats whose natural voices were at different pitches and arranged them in cages side by side, so that when a key on the piano was depressed, a mechanism drove a sharp spike into the appropriate cat’s tail.
The result was a melody of meows that became more vigorous as the cats became more desperate. Who could not help but laugh at such music? Thus was the prince raised from his melancholy.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Woman in Spain Has 15 Pound Baby Tue Feb 21, 9:39 PM ET

MADRID, Spain - A Colombian woman has given birth to a 15-pound baby, the largest in 40 years in Madrid's main maternity hospital.
The 38-year-old mother, identified only as Rosario, had gestational diabetes — which can cause women to give birth to larger-than-usual babies — and a track record. Her first daughter, now nine, weighed 10.2 pounds at birth.
The new baby's father, Juan Carlos, said that with another woman he had a daughter that weighed 17 pounds at birth. "They told me it is genetic," he told reporters.
The proud parents showed off their daughter Arancha on Monday. She was born Feb. 13 at the Hospital Universitario la Paz.
The mother said she gained 48 pounds during the pregnancy and toward the end she could barely walk.
Arancha — 22 inches long — was born via Caesarean section in a procedure that ended up surprising even veteran nurses.
Rosario said: "I got scared when the nurses said: 'Oh my God!'. I was conscious, with an epidural, and I was afraid because I did not know if the baby had problems or in the end I was having more than one, as predicted by some people who had seen my belly."

 

[hanley]

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