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Re: ANYONE GET THIS YETI????

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Re: My head is stuck in the railings of the Holy Child secondary school in Sallynoggi

george mcfly said:
lefty, did you go Dip Shit's Paradise, the primary school? i used to play in their basket ball court all the time.. i went to Johnstown tho

You went to Johnstown? Ha ha, you must really, really, really, really, really, really, reeeeeeeally like soccer or else your botty must be very sore.

The DSP looks like a Firestation. Their saturday markets used to suck donkey balls too. How many annual covers (with no pages in) and dismembered soft toys and action figures did the kids there own?
 
Re: My head is stuck in the railings of the Holy Child secondary school in Sallynoggi

Lefty Frizzell said:
yeah. i once fucked a girl up the arse who worked in nimble fingers.


Remember the nimble fingers educational store? It was down near where the pet shop is, past the shopping centre. They used to sell lego sets for schools. You could buy a big box of about 50 lego men. I got a big bag of pipe cleaners, lollipop sticks and a big tub of Copydex glue there once and made all sorts of shite junk out of them.

Copydex used to go-off and it smelled really awful.
 
Re: My head is stuck in the railings of the Holy Child secondary school in Sallynoggi

Brush said:
You went to Johnstown? Ha ha, you must really, really, really, really, really, really, reeeeeeeally like soccer or else your botty must be very sore.

nah i hate football
 
The Victor Hotel last night

well, that got out of hand very quickly..
Clive, you shouldn't have brought those homemade death stars
i think that man is dead
 
Re: The Victor Hotel last night

Yeah thanks for coming to James's, George:mad:

I ended up in Cafe EnSeine with a load of nurses. That got out of hand too. In fact, I ended up in hospital again... I had to get a thermometer removed.
 
Re: The Victor Hotel last night

nEiLo said:
Yeah thanks for coming to James's, George:mad:

I ended up in Cafe EnSeine with a load of nurses. That got out of hand too. In fact, I ended up in hospital again... I had to get a thermometer removed.

i'll be there in 20 minutes
 
Google seem to have changed it so now the photo I think you mean (the chicks on the beach I'm guessing")doesnt come up except as a picture of an earlier Google search for the original imaooge that someone has posted on another site.

Wierd, parallel mirror shit.

I swear, Google is about 30 seconds away from being alive.
 
I :heart: GUTS

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keep on pumpin'!

Meet the hardest workin' organ in show business--your heart. This muscular organ pumps oxygenated blood throughout the body and beats approximately 100,00 times per day! That's a lot of love. Say heart in Japanese: Shinzoo!

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urine good hands!

The kidney processes your blood, picking out the extra waste and returning it to your bloodstream. Extra water pulled from the blood becomes pee! Say kidney in Japanese: Jinzou!
 
ccording to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
recently was faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put
it on in the
bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would
press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the
next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided
that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom
and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all
these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to
clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked
the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort as required. He
took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the
mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators.
 

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