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[guy of the tiger]

awesome.

 

[skinnerchinner]

what are soliders?
havent a clue what lorcanzo is talking about
its not soldiers either coz i'd remember soldiers in belfast

 

[guy of the tiger]

I've O.D.'d on Thumped today.

 

[nEiLo]

http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/default.aspx

AH HA HA HA

Genius

 

[billygannon]

 

[#10-7]

what are soliders?
havent a clue what lorcanzo is talking about
its not soldiers either coz i'd remember soldiers in belfast

i must have a chat with that bucko character.

 

[nEiLo]

VIZ:

I was shocked to hear Home Secretary David Blunkett say that Britain's prison population has been ballooning for the past ten years. My God, has
the world gone mad? Those people are there to be punished, not to be given 'thrill of a lifetime' experiences that most law abiding citizens can only
dream of.
Mrs Close, Headingley

 

[pete]

Police Dog Bites Nude Man in the Genitals


Wed Dec 8,10:26 PM ET





MINNEAPOLIS - A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.



According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Tuesday in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.



While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.



The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.



Officer Ron Reier, a department spokesman, said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. However, dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area. Reier said the dog likely just jumped and bit the man, who was moving around at the time.



"The dog did what the dog is trained to do, and that is protect his handler," Reier said.



After the man was bit, he continued to attack officers and police used a stun gun before eventually restraining him, police said.

The dog was removed from street duty while the incident is being reviewed, and the suspect is in police custody, Reier said.

ruff

 

[sarah]

ruff

he he reminds me of the episode of 'Curb your enthusiasm' where
Larry gets bit in the little Mr while taking a piss.
oh ho ho the hilarity of it all.

Also of the time a goose bit this guy in the Goolies, while he was in the midst of explaining to my 5 year old self, 'you just have to show no fear and they won't harm you'
I stuck to walking around with a big fuck off stick.

 

[THRILLHO]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Trailer - 13MB

Holy shit!
This looks so fucking killer!

 

[george mcfly]

he he reminds me of the episode of 'Curb your enthusiasm' where
Larry gets bit in the little Mr while taking a piss.
oh ho ho the hilarity of it all.

Also of the time a goose bit this guy in the Goolies, while he was in the midst of explaining to my 5 year old self, 'you just have to show no fear and they won't harm you'
I stuck to walking around with a big fuck off stick.

i've had problems with geese before.
my uncle used to keep a horse at a farm near my house and they had a goose named Arnold (after Arnold from Different Strokes)
he really had a thing for trying to bite me
my uncle used to go "hey Darren! look it's Arnold!" and then Arnold would make a bee-line for me, snapping away

he got run over by a jeep shortly after

 

[Latex lizzie]

Geese are total shits. Once I was bitten by a goose at the zoo. It made me drop my Ice cream cone and had away with it. I hold grudges so..I still hate geese.

this is funny though

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13263057,00.html

 

[talkingllama]

i've had problems with geese before.
my uncle used to keep a horse at a farm near my house and they had a goose named Arnold (after Arnold from Different Strokes)
he really had a thing for trying to bite me
my uncle used to go "hey Darren! look it's Arnold!" and then Arnold would make a bee-line for me, snapping away

he got run over by a jeep shortly after

Just out of interest an' all but where does the horse fit into this story?

 

[guy of the tiger]

Geese are total shits.

It's 'Gice'.

'Gice are total shits'

 

[Latex lizzie]

there it is one of life's mysteries solved "gice".

 

[george mcfly]

Just out of interest an' all but where does the horse fit into this story?

the horse owned the farm, animal farm style
ruling with an iron fist
it was off to the glue factory for anyone that looked at him sideways

he loved bravestar

 

[pete]

Standing at a height of well over seven feet (2.1 metres), the unit can walk along at a speed of about 1.35km/h (0.83mph) and navigate staircases into the bargain.

Mounting and dismounting is accomplished with the aid of the bird-like legs that bend over backwards.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4082301.stm

 

[sarah]

i've had problems with geese before.
my uncle used to keep a horse at a farm near my house and they had a goose named Arnold (after Arnold from Different Strokes)
he really had a thing for trying to bite me
my uncle used to go "hey Darren! look it's Arnold!" and then Arnold would make a bee-line for me, snapping away

he got run over by a jeep shortly after

yeah, they are total bully's they love going for little kids
that are toddler kinda age, a load of them jumped on my three year
old cousin and knocked her over, and started pecking her
head, me being five and without a stick,
legged it and left her to her own devices. !ninjaaaa
My mam used to talk to them and they thought she was their leader
she used to make this weird noise by tapping the side
of her hand against her throat that they really liked.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

They'll be the end of us the japanese, why can't they just chill out, oh no, they have to make a robot to help them chill out.

 

[Anthony]

Like this one?