Bored in Work (10000000) 128 (3 Viewers)

[guy of the tiger]

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Thank God for urbandictionary.

The Wolf's Arse

When you get a hot and sweaty ass and defecating can be like passing lava, most likely caused by hangovers with hot tempatures.

so named from the wolf-like cry of pain involved in the process


'Awoooooooo!'

 

[billygannon]

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apparantly back in "the day" some time back that english royalty used to use swans necks to wipe their royal arses. much more practical than a kitten!

Ah! The swan's neck. I don't know if that was real... I know that in Rabelais' Garguntua and Pantegruel, they used a ducks neck to wipe their arses.

But it is interesting that you mention royal arse-wiping. Apparently in the 16th century, the king had a person to wipe his arse. This was a very important position as it required intimate knowledge of the king. It was usually a nobleman who held this post and there was great competition for it.
Indeed, it's where the phrase "privy council" came from - as the word "privy chamber" referred to the bog.

 

[Stan Bowles]

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I tried to use Elvis to wipe my bum once, but it turned out to be a rather messy pretender. Wouldn't use again.

What happened, did he get stuck on you?

Sorry

 

[billygannon]

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What happened, did he get stuck on you?

Sorry

Caught in a trap, and there's no way out...

 

[Stan Bowles]

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Caught in a trap, and there's no way out...

It would be a case of Burning Love for a wolf arse.

edit: Actually Love me Tender might be more apt.

Sorry I'll stop now.

 

[jane]

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Ah! The swan's neck. I don't know if that was real... I know that in Rabelais' Garguntua and Pantegruel, they used a ducks neck to wipe their arses.

But it is interesting that you mention royal arse-wiping. Apparently in the 16th century, the king had a person to wipe his arse. This was a very important position as it required intimate knowledge of the king. It was usually a nobleman who held this post and there was great competition for it.
Indeed, it's where the phrase "privy council" came from - as the word "privy chamber" referred to the bog.

Actually, 'privy' in terms of the Privy Council derives from the word 'privy' as in 'belonging to one's private circle' (not just one's outer ring).

The king's closest folks would certainly have included the Chamberlain, who would have been a servant in the king's bed chamber, one of whose duties would have been poop related.

 

[krystal]

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what a shit job


*ba doom tssch*

 

[jane]

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What happened, did he get stuck on you?

Sorry

No, but he left me feeling a little tender. Next time, I use my teddy bear.

 

[billygannon]

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The king's closest folks would certainly have included the Chamberlain, who would have been a servant in the king's bed chamber, one of whose duties would have been poop related.

This is a famous picture of Neville (the) Chamberlain after emerging from King George VI's toilet waving the cloth with which he wiped the king's bum.

Unfortunately Neville never had the opportunity to wipe Elvis "The King" Presley's bum.

 

[nEiLo]

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it's santy!!!

 

[MDR]

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Seriously it's baby wipes, or if you're too broke, andrex Aloe Vera. Anything below that is not bum-love as far as I'm concerned. I make my living sitting on it, so I gotta treat it right.

Incidentally, did anyone hear anything about the Bry-or-ian McFadden gig in Whelan's on Friday?

 

[jane]

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Seriously it's baby wipes, or if you're too broke, andrex Aloe Vera. Anything below that is not bum-love as far as I'm concerned. I make my living sitting on it, so I gotta treat it right.

Incidentally, did anyone hear anything about the Bry-or-ian McFadden gig in Whelan's on Friday?

What sort of degree course do you do to get a job sitting on baby wipes?

 

[MDR]

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The 'it' is my bum. My bum is 'it'. In so many ways.

 

[Super Dexta]

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this was not a good thread to read while eating

 

[veryslowey]

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or reading

 

[THRILLHO]

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[nEiLo]

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it's santy:

 

[billygannon]

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Did anyone else see Mael Mordha (sp?) on Eurostar?

 

[talkingllama]

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Did anyone else see Mael Mordha (sp?) on Eurostar?

ha ha! Dave Fanning seemed somewhat skeptical that they'd be able to pull off a more *pop* song like, say, Abba for instance...

so they went off and learned Dancing Queen, came back and played it.

seriously funny shit!...

 

[Super Dexta]

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Did anyone else see Mael Mordha (sp?) on Eurostar?

heh. the last time we played a gig they were on straight after us. moving up in the world, eh?
mael mordha observing serpents in the 'backstage' area: "do you think we should get a girl bass player, lads?"
serpents observing mael mordha in said area: "can we dress up like celtic warriors too?"