biys and their trying to get a blow job routine (2 Viewers)

[Pantone247]

Haha yeah i saw that. I kinda felt sorry for him having to resort to such desperate and humiliating measures for his jollies.

the desperation and humilation are what make the jollies so jolly when they come


I think Joyce said that...

 

[Yurn!]

Anyone here ever get head from a bald chick?

I never have, just wondering.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

To what extent is is polite for the fella to tryto influence the depth or rythm once the fellating has begun? Can we try to bild a consensus?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

the desperation and humilation are what make the jollies so jolly when they come


I think Joyce said that...

James Joyce?

 

[billygannon]

James Joyce?

I was in college with his grand niece.

Her name... Joyce Joyce.

 

[theweeyin]

To what extent is is polite for the fella to tryto influence the depth or rythm once the fellating has begun? Can we try to bild a consensus?

Depends how big yer wanger is.

 

[broken arm]

forcing someone to give you a blowjob to me is akin to being too scabby to pay for it. na mean?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Anyone here ever get head from a bald chick?

I never have, just wondering.

only from yer ma!
wha!
WHA!

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i always leave a smear of chocolate going from my chin to my bellend. Girls love chocolate.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Girls love chocolate.

I'm quite partial to it aswell. It goes well with cock.

 

[The Schnapper]

depth and rythm is important

 

[therealjohnny]

depth and rythm is important

The right combination of depth, rythm and access to oxygen can result in a most pleasant experience for both parties.

 

[Corey]

i have noticed something over the years .tell me if ye too have experienced these things.
now its no surprise to me that a guy would want a blow job.but what i cant help but notice is that they all have the same routine for trying to get one.and i have outlined it step by step below

1 sitting on a sofa or a bed together
2 start kissing
3 his hand moves up your back
4 his hand goes to the back of your head
5 his hand then tries feverishly ( my new word) to push your face towards his ahem ahem

steps 1-5 takes about 20 seconds.


has this technique ever actually worked for a guy?where do ye learn it? and why do ye never deviate from the steps outlined above?

Pft. You women and your assumptions.

We cant see the telly with your face in the way. Dont take it so personally, jeez....

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

I'm quite partial to it aswell. It goes well with cock.

best wank i ever had was with a twix up my arse whilst asphyxiating myself with a load of flogs! i had a can of lilt after, i didn't smoke then.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

oops

 

[ernesto]

depth and rythm is important

rhythm and stealth is important

 

[evil bandit]

My old move was to bring a lady home and when she goes to the bathroom cover the floor in all manner of obstacles, turn off the light, lie on the bed and hope that she falls and lands mouth first on my bell.

Failing that there is always the theory that "if she see's you sucking cock, she'll want to suck your cock"

 

[Lord Damian]

jesus........christ.

 

[Yurn!]

only from yer ma!
wha!
WHA!

Ooooooooh chemotherapy wig welcome.

 

[Hector Grey]

sick filth.
women are terrible at blow jobs anyway