biys and their trying to get a blow job routine (1 Viewer)

[theweeyin]

I've noticed something too. And its only one step. Girls never OFFER to give a blow job, yiz selfish bitches!

So the claw is a more cause and effect method.

You've obviously never been nice enough to a girl!

Thats not true, if your lovely you'll get an offer!

Exactly.

 

[clonan attack]

Brilliant, within 15minutes i just got the next 2 "lovely" guys you girls meet the best blow job ever. My work here is done.

 

[wild_cat]

Brilliant, within 15minutes i just got the next 2 "lovely" guys you girls meet the best blow job ever. My work here is done.

eh... well done then i suppose.

 

[BC]

Girls never OFFER to give a blow job, yiz selfish bitches!

Brilliant, within 15minutes i just got the next 2 "lovely" guys you girls meet the best blow job ever. My work here is done.

ugh. i see once again "lifestyle" = "sexual frustration and casual chauvanism".

 

[ernesto]

suck this

 

[rampz]

you should try it the next time a girl sits beside you on the bus

when it goes wrong it can get nasty and theirs screaming and accusations and everyones crying and late for work....

but when it goes right...

thats like the frankie howard theory. there was a programme on over the christmas about the history of light entertainment in the uk. anyhoo, apparently frankie howard used to invite up and coming young comedy writers into his dressing room and, to cut a long story short, place their hands on his privates in the hope of getting satisfaction. he said that nine times out of ten the unsuspecting youngfella would recoil in horror but in the case of the one who didnt, it was worth the effort.

i like those odds.

 

[Wobbler]

I think we need a new technique. One that works would be good.

Or else we forget about the whole alpha male macho thing and start giving each other blowjobs. Makes sense to me. Who's first?

 

[Chad]

thats like the frankie howard theory. there was a programme on over the christmas about the history of light entertainment in the uk. anyhoo, apparently frankie howard used to invite up and coming young comedy writers into his dressing room and, to cut a long story short, place their hands on his privates in the hope of getting satisfaction. he said that nine times out of ten the unsuspecting youngfella would recoil in horror but in the case of the one who didnt, it was worth the effort.

i like those odds.

ouh no, surely not!!

that light entertainment show was quality, although how bernard manning fitted in i dont know!

edit: to the topic in hand. being lovely has worked for me. word!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

thats like the frankie howard theory. there was a programme on over the christmas about the history of light entertainment in the uk. anyhoo, apparently frankie howard used to invite up and coming young comedy writers into his dressing room and, to cut a long story short, place their hands on his privates in the hope of getting satisfaction. he said that nine times out of ten the unsuspecting youngfella would recoil in horror but in the case of the one who didnt, it was worth the effort.

i like those odds.

Haha yeah i saw that. I kinda felt sorry for him having to resort to such desperate and humiliating measures for his jollies.

 

[rampz]

titter ye not.

 

[piratecore]

giving the person 40 euros is agood ice breaker on the way to a bj, make sure theyre already in the car though

 

[#10-7]

Thats not true, if your lovely you'll get an offer!

just sent you a pm

this'll definitely work heh heh

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

those bloody bi sexuals!

 

[sweetoblivion]

surely it's better to get one because the girl wants to, rather than is forced?! Or is it just 'the end justifies the means?'.

God, being single these days is a bloody minefield! I mean, bj etiquette, eek.

 

[Jerry Twig]

yes, 'give and ye shall receive' as it says in the bible.
either that or the old 'hot...hot...colder...hotter' when you're getting a few smooches on the body region.

 

[jillface]

surely it's better to get one because the girl wants to, rather than is forced?! Or is it just 'the end justifies the means?'.

God, being single these days is a bloody minefield! I mean, bj etiquette, eek.

i agree. the sexiest thing is when someone wants to do it for you.

anyway, if you're really into each other then you'd be doing it all the time for the buzz.

 

[Cormcolash]

Shocking Jill. And there was me thinking you were a nice girl and everything.

 

[jillface]

jus' sayin' is all! doesn't mean i'm not still nice...

 

[theweeyin]

jus' sayin' is all! doesn't mean i'm not still nice...

I'd say it means you're very nice

 

[CitySickness]

I know the thread title is most likely a typo, but part of me wants to believe that "BIY" is a fancy new acronym for Blow It Yourself.