biys and their trying to get a blow job routine (2 Viewers)

[whathappen?]

i have noticed something over the years .tell me if ye too have experienced these things.
now its no surprise to me that a guy would want a blow job.but what i cant help but notice is that they all have the same routine for trying to get one.and i have outlined it step by step below

1 sitting on a sofa or a bed together
2 start kissing
3 his hand moves up your back
4 his hand goes to the back of your head
5 his hand then tries feverishly ( my new word) to push your face towards his ahem ahem

steps 1-5 takes about 20 seconds.

has this technique ever actually worked for a guy?where do ye learn it? and why do ye never deviate from the steps outlined above?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

ha ha ha ha,great thread.
ps feverishly is a great word

 

[plug]

I'd imagine it's a bit more subtle than running, pants down , er, head on if you will, at the girl in question...

 

[Wilbert]

i have noticed something over the years .tell me if ye too have experienced these things.
now its no surprise to me that a guy would want a blow job.but what i cant help but notice is that they all have the same routine for trying to get one.and i have outlined it step by step below

1 sitting on a sofa or a bed together
2 start kissing
3 his hand moves up your back
4 his hand goes to the back of your head
5 his hand then tries feverishly ( my new word) to push your face towards his ahem ahem

steps 1-5 takes about 20 seconds.

has this technique ever actually worked for a guy?where do ye learn it? and why do ye never deviate from the steps outlined above?

This technique has been passed down from generation to generation.

There were meetings amongst the men to figure out a better way but we couldn't think of anything.

It's either this technique or begging!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

ha ha ha ha,great thread.
ps feverishly is a great word

yes

as in 'he masturbated feverishly every morning before getting out of bed'

 

[plug]

It's either this technique or begging!

and begging puts the wrong person on their knees!

 

[Wilbert]

and begging puts the wrong person on their knees!

Thats why we decided the "headlock" technique was best.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

and begging puts the wrong person on their knees!

i like that,you`ll go far

 

[Yurn!]

'The Claw' is a tried and tested move.

If it ain't broke...

 

[classic seanc]

"Well, c'mon"

"What??"

"It's not gonna suck itself"

 

[Space]

I've never use any of these methods, I tend to take what I'm given.

 

[rampz]

works for me every time.

 

[Pantone247]

works for me every time.

you should try it the next time a girl sits beside you on the bus

when it goes wrong it can get nasty and theirs screaming and accusations and everyones crying and late for work....

but when it goes right...

 

[Diddles]

What's a blow job? It sounds dirty to me, whatever it is.

 

[ernesto]

I've never use any of these methods, I tend to take what I'm given.

aye, me too. that or ill outright ask for one.

 

[ernesto]

What's a blow job? It sounds dirty to me, whatever it is.

its a very hard job. you may or may not be qualified, ask a parent.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

There's the old 'give head to her first' method. Failing that:












"Suck me beautiful"

 

[ratmonkey]

What's a blow job? It sounds dirty to me, whatever it is.

 

[clonan attack]

I've noticed something too. And its only one step. Girls never OFFER to give a blow job, yiz selfish bitches!

So the claw is a more cause and effect method.

 

[wild_cat]

I've noticed something too. And its only one step. Girls never OFFER to give a blow job, yiz selfish bitches!

Thats not true, if your lovely you'll get an offer!