Biscuits, lovely biscuits. (2 Viewers)

Thanks to this thread i went out and bought a packet of Fruit Shorties. I will try my bestest to eat them all today. I am a fat.

I actually can't stop eating them. This is brillo. I'm half way through a packet. I eat one everytime I finish a section of my reading/finish a sentence.

When I was little, my parents were well scabby and only used to let us have one bowl of cornflakes of a Saturday morning, so we used to put in too much milk and say 'but i can't waste the milk, I'll just throw a few more cornflakes in' and then put in too many cornflakes and say 'but i can't waste the cornflakes' etc. until we were half way through the box. How wiley. I'm doing that now with a bowl of tea and a package o shorties, telling myself 'but I have so much tea I can't waste it without biccies' 'but there's some biccies left, I should have more tea'. How wiley indeed.

I miss McVities White Chocolate and Raspberry cookies. Scrumptious.
 
Fox's Party Rings are on sale in the camden casket but they're pure shite

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Fig Rolls are BISCUIT FUCKING ROYALTY.

Theres ACTUAL nourishmenmt in them bad boys.Although..truth be told thats why I favour motherfucking biscuits over other types of poxy confections.

REAL FOOD VALUE!

RIGHT THERE..GIMME A BISCUIT...BAMMM

See them sweets..STICK EM UP YER ARSE.
 

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