Big Boy Sol (1 Viewer)

[Stan Bowles]

So are all the rumours, spread over many years, true?

 

[Franco]

does he read the guardian?

 

[Stan Bowles]

I'd say so. I've heard one of the Sunday tabloids are running a story at the weekend.

 

[Hector Grey]

sure isn't arsenal the gay club anyway?
i'll tell you who isn't gay, that big dunc ferguson. did you see the cloobber he gaveyer man on wenesday? pure radge, that ned.

 

[Franco]

'bout time we had some gay lads. Mad how Justin Fashanu was the only gay footballer. Ever.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

'bout time we had some gay lads. Mad how Justin Fashanu was the only gay footballer. Ever.

bollocks. i saw graeme le saux and lowri turner comin out of hills hire services the other day.

 

[Stan Bowles]

But the rumours seem to be that he will quit football. If that were to happen I can't decide whether I would feel sorry for him, or angry for bottling it.

Didn't Overmars come out?

 

[Franco]

dunno. is he still playing? i can't imagine he came out while he was still in the game.

what about Tommasi? is he gay? or a priest or something? someone told me he's likes to read books, which is a sure sign something's wrong.

 

[billygannon]

Well, Freddie Ljungberg is definitely gay. And Overmars is gay too. They probably are the only "gay friendly" team in the Premiership.

Juventus, when they play away, "play away" if you know what I mean...

Juventus Away top:

errrrrrrrrrrrrr...... pink ...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[skinnerchinner]

they get faster every year :


After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a
vet.
On his first day he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two
horses are about to give birth.
The first cow goes into a lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes of
each other the two horses go into labour. Sol tends to the two horses
but messes up with school boy errors and sadly both newborns die.
After 45 mins the first cow gives birth, with this Sol puts on his coat
and goes to leave.

'Where are you going?' asks the baffled farmer,

'I was at fault for the two foals - I'm not staying for the second calf

 

[skinnerchinner]

A man walks into a bar.
The barman says What'll you have to drink ?".
The man says "I'll have a Sol Campbell please".
The barman, confused, says "What's that ?"
And the man says...........................

























"A quick half, then I'm going straight home"

 

[Hector Grey]

nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away, eh?
you're loving this ain't ya?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

haha, never heard those.

seriously though, if we could just put the jokes aside for a minute, theres a key question that should be raised here. should practicing homosexuals be allowed play professional football?

 

[ratmonkey]

Why are they practicing? Because they're not good enough at it yet?

 

[Hector Grey]

haha, never heard those.

seriously though, if we could just put the jokes aside for a minute, theres a key question that should be raised here. should practicing homosexuals be allowed play professional football?

what about snooker. i heard ronnie o's is a buftie. or a bhuddist... it was something illegal anyways.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

what about snooker. i heard ronnie o's is a buftie. or a bhuddist... it was something illegal anyways.

 

[Shittu]

Who needs him....chim chiminey etc (cough)

 

[It Will Never Last]

You can stick rSol Campbell up your arse
You can stick rSol Campbell up your arse
You can stick rSol Campbell, stick rSol Campbell,
Stick rSol Campbell up your arse...

Singing we've got Ledley at the back
Singing we've got Ledley at the back
Singing we've got Ledley, we've got Ledley,
We've got Ledley at the back!

I reckon Campbell is worried by the reappearance of Barrymore on the celebrity circuit, thinks he might be next to be found face up in the pool.

Judas, we hate you so much because we loved you (in a purely platonic way) so much.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Taxi for Judas, only 30 pieces of silver...

 

[It Will Never Last]

A Turd and Sol Campbell walk into a pub...

Barman says "Get out, I aint serving you"

The Turd says, "Why not ?"

"Well" says the Barman. "You're steaming and your mate is off his head"