Being A Boring Documentary (1 Viewer)

[Anne OMalley]

- Arsewatch UK

(Hosted by a horse with the head of Carol Smillie)

the bearded lady (10 Jan, 2002 12:53 p.m.):

the bearded lady (09 Jan, 2002 11:50 a.m.):
or "tits do the funniest things"
or "i'd like to be a fly on the ball when SHE calls around"
or "america's scariest a-holes"
or "when Nature calls: the flaming javalin story"
......................sorry, so sorry...

"tales from the brown side"
"the tripple nipple killer"
"snatches of snatchussyfooting around the world"
"america's scariest cum-shots"
"who will mind my children? : the true story of a friendly peadophile"
"kipper-gash, the untold peepee".........

 

[dudley]

you might like this, beardo

Childerens books that didnt make it

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad, Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Cissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18. You Were an Accident
19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave
Games
21. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
22. Your Nightmares are Real
23. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
24. You've Got Hepatitis-B, Charlie Brown
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs.Electrical Outlet be
Friends?
26. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
27. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits
of things from your Nose
28. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.
29. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
30. The Little Engine that Becomes Intoxicated and
Kills a few pedestrians

 

[old]

As if it wasn't bad enough having people in work send you 'internet humour'. Is there no respite?

 

[the bearded lady]

dudley (10 Jan, 2002 01:01 p.m.):
you might like this, beardo

i did like it, once. in 1998 when i first saw it.
duds, have i EVER liked any of your "jokes"?
xx


Childerens books that didnt make it

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad, Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Cissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. Strangers Have the Best Candy
17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
18. You Were an Accident
19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
20. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave
Games
21. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
22. Your Nightmares are Real
23. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
24. You've Got Hepatitis-B, Charlie Brown
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs.Electrical Outlet be
Friends?
26. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
27. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits
of things from your Nose
28. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The 'Hood'.
29. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
30. The Little Engine that Becomes Intoxicated and
Kills a few pedestrians

 

[pad]

Happy Noodle Boy (09 Jan, 2002 09:30 p.m.):

pat (09 Jan, 2002 11:15 a.m.):

Happy Noodle Boy (08 Jan, 2002 07:07 p.m.):
You should have watched "Grosse Point Blank" instead. Death by Television. Sound.

are you simple? that is one of the best films ever! its one of the only films i would watch over and over again!

Then you'll probably know I'm referring to the bit where John Cusack kills Dan Ackroyd with a television. Christ, it wasn't that subtle a reference was it?

yeah sorry im not quite with it at the moment.

 

[Goodbye]

the bearded lady (10 Jan, 2002 01:06 p.m.):

dudley (10 Jan, 2002 01:01 p.m.):
you might like this, beardo

i did like it, once. in 1998 when i first saw it.
duds, have i EVER liked any of your "jokes"?
xx


Childerens books that didnt make it

Jesus Harold Christ!!!
Ross and Dudley, do yous boys do ANY work in those "jobs" of yours ?