Beard maintainence (1 Viewer)

[HMD]

ask for a fade.

 

[Dromed]

...a fading undercarriage?

 

[Lord Damian]

beards rule. they get you in touch with your inner viking. trim it and you may as well wear a dress. a viking woman's dress. which is probably made of chainmail too, but regardless.

 

[theoootini]

beards rule. they get you in touch with your inner viking. trim it and you may as well wear a dress. a viking woman's dress. which is probably made of chainmail too, but regardless.

troglodyte

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

what do you gentlemen think on the trimming of ones lower undercarriage? i have heard from my fellows that it doth make the little fellow appear more sizeable to madam.

of course i am hung like the proverbial wildebeest, but still; those of you with lesser appendages...what say you?

oh, way to lower the tone oootini.

i give mine the odd little trim but not for the reasons outlined above. i'd rather not go in to any further actually except to say its not an image thing or vanity etc. i remember when i had my appendix out i had to get them all shaved off (im not sure why...) and i 16 years later i still recall that it was shockin itchy. and the shaving amounted more to a brutal yanking out of the hair.

 

[Lord Damian]

troglodyte

fancy boy

 

[RSJ]

The inital thrill gives way to three weeks of itchy agony. Not reccomended.

In other news: does anyone have a solution to dry 'tache patches? Getting some serious dry skin under the tache, and i can't stands it no more.

 

[therealjohnny]

For the love of George Best! Down with this all this metrosexuality!!

 

[Lord Damian]

The inital thrill gives way to three weeks of itchy agony. Not reccomended.

In other news: does anyone have a solution to dry 'tache patches? Getting some serious dry skin under the tache, and i can't stands it no more.

loofah, unless the stache is thick, then i'm outta suggestions.

i find loofahs really helpful for the starting phase of a beard, before it gets too thick for it to be useful.

yes, a fucking loofah Johnny. a loofah and hair product and tight jeans and a fucking emo haircut. that's me.

 

[theoootini]

any of you cunts shave yer pits?

 

[therealjohnny]

walking in high heels is really difficult, any tips?

 

[Ciansy]

Cut off your feet and wedge your ankle socket into the high heels. This way your centre of gravity is directly above the place you're putting all your weight on.

 

[Lord Damian]

walking in high heels is really difficult, any tips?

stay out of de high heels, senor! stick to de roads and de flatlands, gringo!

 

[theoootini]

walking in high heels is really difficult, any tips?

tuck yer balls between yer legs.

 

[Break Neck Speed]

The inital thrill gives way to three weeks of itchy agony. Not reccomended.

In other news: does anyone have a solution to dry 'tache patches? Getting some serious dry skin under the tache, and i can't stands it no more.

I get bearddruff too. Shampoo that facial fuzz!

 

[Lord Damian]

i'm going to start calling the beard a "winter face".

conversely, a smooth visage will be referred to as an "ass face".

 

[Ciansy]

i'm going to start calling the beard a "winter face".

conversely, a smooth visage will be referred to as an "ass face".

As inspired by the second part of Vivaldi's Four Seasons: Ass.

 

[Lord Damian]

As inspired by the second part of Vivaldi's Four Seasons: Ass.

yes, that's right.

 

[Ciansy]

yes, that's right.

Well of course it's fucking right. Sheesh.

 

[theoootini]

i'm going to start calling the beard a "winter face".

conversely, a smooth visage will be referred to as an "ass face".

i shaved last year just cos i hadn't in ages and thats actually what i looked like: a slapped arse.