bass player wanted (1 Viewer)

[Ingoldsby]

bass player wanted-originals band-too many influences to mention, we jam sundays at the moment and need a bass player this sunday in fact! We're open to new songwriters,styles blah blah blah...we are a serious band though and need someone who can play and think for themselves i.e. come up with their own riffs etc to complement the songs, we're just preparing songs for an e.p. at the moment

 

[glen]

Are you kicking me out?

 

[Ingoldsby]

is this ciaran-if so didnt we discuss this already on amicable terms?

 

[glen]

Jesus, thanks a bunch guys. What the fuck are "amicable terms"?

 

[anton newcombe]

You broke my fucking heart man !!!!!!!!!!!!:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: Can you people just smoke some weed and chill the fuck out maaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.This is my fuckin band.

 

[glen]

Hey, why don't you mind your own fucking business pal?

 

[anton newcombe]

Touchy touchy and i aint you pal ,pal!

 

[glen]

Listen Anton, if that is your real name - go take a long walk of a short pier.

 

[Ingoldsby]

whats the story? is this ciaran?

 

[glen]

Don't you start.

 

[anton newcombe]

Hey "Glen" maaaaannnnn (if thats your real name ) its sounds like you fell off that pier a long time ago.ha ha ha ha ha splash.

 

[Ingoldsby]

so it is ciaran?

 

[glen]

Hey, real funny man - what school did you go to, Hilarious High?

 

[Ingoldsby]

you talkin to me?

 

[glen]

you talkin to me?

No, I'm not as a matter of fact. How dare you publicly insult me like this.

Amicable me arse.

 

[Ingoldsby]

Dear Ciaran
On behalf of the band I rang you-told you what we thought i.e. about the band going in a different direction to yourself. I was as friendly as possible in this act. If you have any more queries then ring me instead of airing your grievences on a notice board.

 

[anton newcombe]

Maann by the sounds of it this mothafucka couldn,t play da bass anyway,This is my fuckin band mmaaannnn!!!!!!!!!!

 

[glen]

Dear Ciaran
On behalf of the band I rang you-told you what we thought i.e. about the band going in a different direction to yourself. I was as friendly as possible in this act. If you have any more queries then ring me instead of airing your grievences on a notice board.

Alright, fair enough. I'm sorry, it's just really hard when something like this happens you know, friends turning against you for petty reasons. I've had it up to here playing in your Alison Moyet cover band anyway and I just want you all to know that I resent you deeply and wish you the worst in all future musical ventures.

 

[c|ive]

Woah, that's a it harsh.

 

[glen]

Keep out off this.