ASSCHAPEL/MY OWN LIES - Dublin (3 Viewers)

[the strange guy]

Giving the game away there.

 

[W.]

so Now liadain finds a sense of discretion.. 3 years later?
that's just perfect.

 

[the strange guy]

Now everyone knows about your 'over excitement' in the 'bed'.

 

[Super Dexta]

Weeler - find anywhere that I gave actual graphic details and I'll give you my mother.

 

[the strange guy]

It's amazing what a little bit of (educated?) guesswork can achieve.

 

[W.]

Hmm your mother? she's a hottie.. ohh god - i've just mucked myself thinking about that.. Damn you god for making me this way!!

 

[the strange guy]

I saw her at the gig on Friday night. She's not the best.

 

[Super Dexta]

Feck off
She left before you even arrived... I think levinge scared her. Which was a good thing in the long term; if she'd stayed to see you determinedly dry-humping winty I don't know how i'd have explained it to her.

She came round last night incidentally and cooked a recipe out of cormy's zine for me, it'd better be good cos my gaff is now covered in lentils.

 

[the strange guy]

I saw her alright. She was the oul one wincing at your band.

 

[Super Dexta]

No, that was jamie.

 

[the strange guy]

I rode Jamie? He's got a big gee.

 

[Winty]

you determinedly dry-humping winty

Yeah Oly try to control yourself in future.

 

[the strange guy]

I never kissed you back.

 

[W.]

but winty did punch you - lets talk about that.

 

[Winty]

but winty did punch you - lets talk about that.

I did? I was the one with the bleeding nose. I also had a bruise on my temple.

 

[wierd sister]

Winty never punched oly, stop trying to spread shit about my mates.

 

[the strange guy]

There was no punch, just a spot of frottage and a sloppy kiss on the cheek. He'll come out one day, then we've got another excuse to get pissed.

 

[W.]

i was certain there was a punch.. when we were standing down the back talking about ..er .. emm.. crust bands.

 

[Willie Willions]

The gig fucking rocked. All I can say is... SLAYER

 

[spuded]

all i can say is i told you long hair was cool, it was a shame there were so many short-haired losers there tho' tut tut, when will ye all learn.