arse cleavage - what's the story? (1 Viewer)

[Lefty Frizzell]

I know someone who got a carbunkle in their ass. Like right in at the balloon knot. Ouch.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I know someone who got a carbunkle in their ass. Like right in at the balloon knot. Ouch.

was it you?

 

[evil bandit]

I was in McDonalds a few years ago after a night out with some work folk and one of the girls had ridiculous arse cleavage on display so much so that someone dropped a chip from the floor above and it landed betwixt her buttocks. She never had the problem again after that....

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I was in McDonalds a few years ago after a night out with some work folk and one of the girls had ridiculous arse cleavage on display so much so that someone dropped a chip from the floor above and it landed betwixt her buttocks. She never had the problem again after that....

a lit ciggarette would have been funnier

 

[nooleen]

or an eel

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

was it you?

No it was actually Adam Carolla

 

[evil bandit]

a lit ciggarette would have been funnier

She was an absolute geebag so a razor blade would've been even funnier again.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

nah, the reason inmates wore their pantaloons low under the arse is because they werent allowed belts as they may use it to kill themselves / someone else. so as a tribute to their homies in teh jailz, their mates on the outside would show them respecto by wearing their pants in a similar fashion even with belts.

really?well that makes sense i guess but i still reckon the gay sex story is better

 

[David Kronenbourg]

a lit ciggarette would have been funnier

were you allowed to smoke in mackers before the ban? i can't remember now

 

[nooleen]

remember they used to have those little foil ashtrays with the mcdonalds logo stamped into the foil

 

[robitusson]

 

[David Kronenbourg]

ah yeah, of course. mcdonalds and ciggarettes. jesus, that must have been disgusting. apparently giovanni ribisi smokes while he eats. rank

 

[nooleen]

i'd love a fag and a big mac right now

 

[therealjohnny]

an eel would be nice

 

[David Kronenbourg]

has anyone ever got a celebrity to sign their arse?

 

[La La]

So I went to try them on

They came up to the base of my belly/top of nutsack,

hang on













what? aren't they separated by your willy?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

hang on













what? aren't they separated by your willy?

yeah, i was confused by that description too

 

[piratecore]

my arse ends up hanging out by accident rather than design.

i think it is quite nice to see boxers with a bit of arse inside them over the back of baggy jeans. but not a bare bum really.

i hate naked crusties at gigs.

first time i met one i extinguished a cigarette on their ringpeice because i was a little 15 year old shit.

 

[therealjohnny]

yeah, i was confused by that description too

sorry- i guess i'm thinking of the whole meat and 2 veg as a whole

But yes- i should have said genitalia to avoid confusion

next time I'm in town I'll re-enact the experience and take a photo with my camera phone

 

[piratecore]

put a live stream on xtube.com, there is probably a whole raft of people doing it already