Are you ready to have children? (1 Viewer)

[sexypornolady]

we recently found a bicycle pump part in the video player (after taking it apart).

It's amazing what you can find in video machines, usually DVD's.

And the NTL remote control 2 months after ordering a new one for €40.

 

[snakybus]

My little one (the older one) can sing the chorus to "Bat Out Of Hell", and air guitar the guitar bits.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

i'll be hanging around in between the depression thread and the i'm not going to ATP thread, until i have to go to the creche (which costs 12 grand a year).

 

[MDR]

i'll be hanging around in between the depression thread and the i'm not going to ATP thread, until i have to go to the creche (which costs 12 grand a year).

The Frames mind my kids for half that.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

lets post pictures!

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

heres my girlfriend and our little one:

 

[sexypornolady]

This is my youngest, Dave.

 

[egg_]

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfVodaKc8ac[/MEDIA]
Translation: "Waterfall! Waterfall! GOING DOWN"

 

[Unknown Convict]

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[Unknown Convict]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojgBNzgoS-8[/media]

 

[gugai]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1340049999

I put my little fella to work at an early age....

 

[cpr]

i'm struggling with a four month old puppy...kids are definitely off the agenda for me at the moment..

 

[Ciansy]

I had an anti-kids nightmare recently enough, after a pretty stupid 'incident'. Now I'm just back from spending the weekend at my little cousin's Christening. Scary stuff, scary stuff.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

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[Corey]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
(interweb equivalent of lounging in a hot bath with a cigar, a beer and no kids within a 100 miles)

You live in the tundra?

 

[Lord Damian]

You live in the tundra?

essentially.

 

[ITalkShite]

I had an anti-kids nightmare recently enough, after a pretty stupid 'incident'. Now I'm just back from spending the weekend at my little cousin's Christening. Scary stuff, scary stuff.

Ciansy, there are subtler ways to boast about losing your virginity, you know.

 

[Pantone247]

"why doesn't daddy drive a car?"

my daughter while trying to get her to hurry up with her coat so we won't miss the bus... I hadn't time to explain low wages/high insurance costs/the enviroment/daddys nerves... so we just settled for the same reason my bath is never as clean as she thinks it should be every time she checks it (every days she's over)...

"cause he's a silly billy"

that's going on my headstone...

 

[Pantone247]

My little one (the older one) can sing the chorus to "Bat Out Of Hell", and air guitar the guitar bits.

My daughter asks me to put on the velvet underground anytime I'm putting on a CD... we then lose our shit to "I'm Begining To See The Light"

 

[egg_]

My daughter asks me to put on the velvet underground anytime I'm putting on a CD... we then lose our shit to "I'm Begining To See The Light"

Mine insists on Toots and the Maytals - "Peeping Tom" or "Monkey Man". For a before that it was Boxes Walking Song.
This morning it was "Boy and bear singin" - i.e. the Bear Necessities out of the Jungle Book, so maybe Toots is out the window now