April fools jokes (1 Viewer)

[thickaspigshit]

www.ryanair.ie

 

[cookiemonster]

http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html


"The Googlunaplex will house 35 engineers, 27,000 low cost web servers, 2 massage therapists and a sushi chef formerly employed by the pop group Hanson."

 

[thegoone]

the star newspaper has a story that they are btinging out new cards that everyone will have to obtain that you need to buy alcohol
it has a limit of 10 units/ 4 pints on alcohol per day

 

[error type 11]

http://peoplesrepublicofcork.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=240&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0

 

[The Chilli King]

Does anybody remember the Lirpa Loof. That wierd animal that looked like an Ewok that 'That's Life' showed footage of for a whole month leading up to April Fools day.

My god, I miss being a gullible child.

 

[thegoone]

no

i do remember the stars one in 2002 when they said ireland would be the laughing stock at the world cup coz they had a new pink jersey

 

[#10-7]

yeah, anyone remember the football focus a few years ago where they showed the new goals that were supposedly coming in?
that was a classic...

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

does anyone remember when Shoot came out on april 1st in like 1988 and they had a picture of ian rush on the front in an everton jersey with the caption
"rush for everton..." and then inside it had "...neverton"
those guys!

andrew

 

[Ciarán R]

i remember when shoot did one with david platt (when he was in italy) on the cover with Aston Villa kit saying he was coming back to the club as player manager they had a two page spread on it and then twenty pages in told us all about the big joke.

oh how we all laughed

 

[pete]

Serbo-Bradfordian and Afro-Bristolian are apparently two dialects under discussion at a UK conference on the explosion in new forms of speech. Delegates will also discuss the spread of phrases like "bigging up".

Student chiefs at Hull University have reportedly threatened to ban a student Christian Union because it doesn't admit non-believers such as atheists.

Plans to fill a nuclear landmine with chickens to regulate its temperature were considered during the Cold War.

oh wait. they're all true http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/3589239.stm

 

[c4o]

I remember when Neil Ruddock was in the ports pages doing a promo shoot for the 'new' predator head band. It'll add swerve and power to your headers.

 

[Mathatma Scarfe]

Bobby was in a car crash when he was 4 years old. As a result of his
injury he was blind. All of the doctors tests and operations could not
restore Bobbys' sight.

One evening when he was heading up to bed his mother said to him.
"Bobby do you know what night this is?" "No mommy what night is it?" Said
Bobby as he felt along the wall to his bed room. "This is wish night, and if
a child wishes real hard on this night it will come true"

"Really???!!!!" said Bobby. "Could I see again???!!!!" "Yes." Said his
mother as she tucked him into the bed. "But only if you wish very hard.
Little Bobby sat in his bed wishing. He wished as hard as he could. He
held his breath so he could put the energy for breathing in to wishing.

His little body rocked back and forth his finger nails cut into the
palms of his hands as he gripped them into fists. Just before 4 am the
little boy fell asleep exhausted. When his mother woke him up the next
day Bobby said.

"Mommy... Mommy... I still can't see!"

"I know", said his mother, "April fool."

​

 

[It Will Never Last]

yeah, anyone remember the football focus a few years ago where they showed the new goals that were supposedly coming in?
that was a classic...

Nevermind that, do you remember the time they staged the fight between two of the gophers behind the presenter? Ages ago it was, oh how we laughed...