And who says romance is dead? (1 Viewer)

[jane]

Saw this on a trash can this evening.

Someone should ring Jury's and leave a message for Marian from Tom.

http://twitpic.com/2ft2i

 

[Jelly_Block]

What if Tom skips that bin on his rounds?

 

[ann post]

does anyone else want to stake out jurys with me??

 

[David Kronenbourg]

does anyone else want to stake out jurys with me??

yeah but how will we know what tom and marion look like?

 

[GO]

I'd say they're having a little drink right about now,before they slip into something more comfortable.I think its sexy.

 

[ann post]

i dont know dublin that well, but i assume its marion from bosco. there cant be that many marions.

 

[jane]

I'd say they're having a little drink right about now,before they slip into something more comfortable.I think its sexy.

It's JACK and Marian, guys. Tom's AWAY, don't yiz know.

I will pay TEN EURO -- and I mean this -- if people go down there with big placards that say, "BEST OF LUCK JACK AND MARIAN, YOU CUM GUZZLERS" and stand outside Jury's holding them.

TEN FUCKING EURO. I'm unemployed, so that's a lot of money.

 

[GO]

She musta had no credit.

 

[ann post]

is it this one??? fax them??

Jurys Inn
Custom House
Custom House Quay, Dublin, 1, Ireland
Tel: (+353 1) 854 1500 Fax: (+353 1) 829 040

 

[classic seanc]

There's loads of Jurys in Dublin. And right now I'd say every one of them is full up of lads called Jack looking for Marion.

"Do you want directions to Mount Merrion?" the receptionist will ask.
"No. I want to mount Marion" they will all say. In unison.

Then, they will all wander home, alone, crying and wanking.


Jack off puns will be made, but not by me.



Life's funny that way.

 

[classic seanc]

Or I dunno, maybe Jack and Tom and Marion are actually cats or something. Or pigeons. I don't know.

 

[jane]

That's probably the one.

 

[GO]

Why can't it just be sexy and lets go with that?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

bins aren't sexy for one thing. unless they're full of porn

 

[classic seanc]

Cats are sexy.

 

[GO]

bins aren't sexy for one thing. unless they're full of sperm

indeed

 

[David Kronenbourg]

sperm, porn, used johnnys. anything sex related gets a phwaorrrr! from me

 

[jillface]

i didn't think you could get away with using the word "ride" and still manage to come across romantic..


"any chance of a ride, love?" is that romantic?

 

[ernesto]

i didn't think you could get away with using the word "ride" and still manage to come across romantic..

'ridemantic'

 

[ann post]

i didn't think you could get away with using the word "ride" and still manage to come

its bin 7 hours and 16 days....