IFF
Well-Known Member
saw this on another messageboard and i liked it
You know Daschle the Dancer
& that prancer named Clinton,
Bush (rather stupid), Dan Rather and Blitzer
[Wolf Blitzer, that is]
But do you recall
The one that mops the floor with them all?
Karl Marx, the red-nosed radical
Had a very shiny theory
And if you've ever read it
You would even say it's revolutionary
All of the other intellectuals
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Marxie
Join in any bourgeois games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
The workers came to say,
Comrade, with your analysis so bright
Won't you guide the class struggle tonight?
Then how the workers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
All Power to the Soviets!
Expropriate the Expropriators!
And they went down in history*
You know Daschle the Dancer
& that prancer named Clinton,
Bush (rather stupid), Dan Rather and Blitzer
[Wolf Blitzer, that is]
But do you recall
The one that mops the floor with them all?
Karl Marx, the red-nosed radical
Had a very shiny theory
And if you've ever read it
You would even say it's revolutionary
All of the other intellectuals
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Marxie
Join in any bourgeois games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
The workers came to say,
Comrade, with your analysis so bright
Won't you guide the class struggle tonight?
Then how the workers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
All Power to the Soviets!
Expropriate the Expropriators!
And they went down in history*