10 things everybody loves (1 Viewer)

[sugar_referee]

disagree with these at will but Im right. righter than two wrongs , righter than maggie thatcher , righter than the pope thinks he is.

1 : lying in bed when theres a fucking huge thunderstorm outside

2: getting a haircut that looks just right

3: chocolate buttons

4: buying shoes that fit you like two gloves that are exactly your size

5: sitting on a recently vacated seat to find that the previous occupants buttocks have warmed it nicely

6: words that sound exactly like what they are. like 'beef'

7: making an indescribably bad pun on a topic irrelevant to the conversation

8: While drunk with chums , seeing a cartoon that you used to watch when you were a nipper

9: picking off a scab at the perfect time

and finally, i dont care who you are or what sex you are , everyone loves:

10: a solitary long rumbler of a fart

 

[roxy]

Ah take it boards.ie.

disagree with these at will but Im right. righter than two wrongs , righter than maggie thatcher , righter than the pope thinks he is.

1 : lying in bed when theres a fucking huge thunderstorm outside

2: getting a haircut that looks just right

3: chocolate buttons

4: buying shoes that fit you like two gloves that are exactly your size

5: sitting on a recently vacated seat to find that the previous occupants buttocks have warmed it nicely

6: words that sound exactly like what they are. like 'beef'

7: making an indescribably bad pun on a topic irrelevant to the conversation

8: While drunk with chums , seeing a cartoon that you used to watch when you were a nipper

9: picking off a scab at the perfect time

and finally, i dont care who you are or what sex you are , everyone loves:

10: a solitary long rumbler of a fart

 

[MONGOBRUTALE]

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

did you hear about the man with 5 cocks? His pants fit him like a glove.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

did you hear about the man with 5 cocks? His pants fit him like a glove.

yeah i know him. the [size=-1]Mulhuddart udder.[/size]

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

farrell the real me would have posted:

 

[avernus]

mondobrutale satires self.
worst thread ever.

 

[#10-7]

hey avernus, we're just missing the comedy.

it'll be here any minute.

 

[Corey]

hey avernus, we're just missing the comedy.

it'll be here any minute.

HERE COMES THE COMEDY BUS, BEEP BEEP!

WHA-HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

 

[avernus]

I take it all back. that bus rules!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I take it all back. that bus rules!

Heh, its like braveheart meets the Ginsberg/ken kesey LSD bus. They pillaged and plundered promoting free love.

 

[Corey]

Heh, its like braveheart meets the Ginsberg/ken kesey LSD bus. They pillaged and plundered promoting free love.

-The bastards.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

this one is more practical

 

[therealjohnny]

Heh, its like braveheart meets the Ginsberg/ken kesey LSD bus. They pillaged and plundered promoting free love.

It is the Merry Pranksters bus

They were here in Dublin a couple of years ago for some reason

probably to freak out the squares

 

[swingkid]

farrell the real me would have posted:

X 10

Nothing to do with me...

 

[therealjohnny]

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CUNTS

 

[Buzzo]

sitting on a recently vacated seat to find that the previous occupants buttocks have warmed it nicely

Even reading that nauseates me. ugh.

 

[therealjohnny]

Even reading that nauseates me. ugh.

In an old Not The 9 O Clock News book- this sensation is known as "shooburiness"


The feeling you get when, after saying long goodbyes to everyone, you realise you've left your coat behind and have to go back in to get it is known as "the dumbles"

Not the 9 O Clock News- Not as Funny as You Remember more like

 

[Zeelander]

No. 1: Raymond.

 

[sugar_referee]

Even reading that nauseates me. ugh.

It wasnt like I was talking bare assedness or anything. I like a warm seat is all. As well there's the dictatorial pleasure of conquering someone elses arse groove